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3D animator, sci-fi nut, lesbian, autistic, and compulsive punster. Award-winning, sci-fi animation, "QUINN REDSHIFT": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNhWaQqmI

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https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lolzvs4qfc27

Published: May 7, 2025 18:33

Oh, gawds, yeah. I have stories. Junkie GF keels over and stops breathing, and my just-woke-up and still-hung-over-from-last-night ass (Captain Morgan, not the crack my GF did) has to step up and give her mouth-to-mouth while on the phone with 9-1-1. …

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3loluphq7ic2i

Published: May 7, 2025 17:00

Once again remember that the #DNC and establishment, corporatist #Democrats are not interested in progress in any fashion. They're interested in pleasing their right-wing o̶w̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ m̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ donors, even if it means losing to #Republicans. The…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lolt5b6vtc2i

Published: May 7, 2025 16:32

I'm not a huge fan of musicals in general...but over-the-top musical numbers that come outta nowhere in the style of "Every Sperm Is Sacred"...? Oh, I'm so down. "How I Met Your Mother", for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_AgCzt9zcM [contains…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lolsz522lk2i

Published: May 7, 2025 16:29

It's so weird...most of the people in my age group are turning into complete geezers. I can't be the only one pushin' fitty from the wrong end and shouting, "Fuck you, old age! You're gonna have to catch me first! 🖕😜🖕" about the whole thing.

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lolse4q5bk2i

Published: May 7, 2025 16:18

Hi. I'm Kate. And after the movies and TV shows and games and other entertainment I experience, there is at least an 80% chance I'm thinking, "That was a good story...but it woulda been better with spaceships, laser guns, aliens, and robots." If it…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3loilg6xz3k2v

Published: May 6, 2025 09:36

Establishment #Democrats would rather lose with a centrist than win with a #Progressive. That's a shame; they need Progressive votes to win. Ever. Reject the #DNC and vote Progressive to finally end this right-wing circle-jerk in which we're trapped.

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3logpz6x6x22e

Published: May 5, 2025 15:52

Fuckin' #YouTube is converting my longer-than-60-seconds, not-vertical-video video into a goddam Short for some reason. With all due respect, YouTube...do please slurp my butt for having a lack of EXPLICIT CONTROLS so you can bypass the…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3logj4dxkbc2e

Published: May 5, 2025 13:49

Glinner is SUCH a damn butt-wad. Fucker once sicc'ed his mob on me when I decided a #trans person, and they're NUTS. Took a pic of me, circled the bottom of my trachea, called it an "Adam's Apple", cuz apparently that's what stands in for debate with…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3logirpylcs2e

Published: May 5, 2025 13:43

Y'ever look at the behavior of a disgusting person and realize that, with the wrong upbringing, that coulda been you...? Like, the decisions they make which make them a rat-bastard are the same decisions you'd have made if you were a rat-bastard, rather…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3log63f2pqs27

Published: May 5, 2025 10:32

It's called "The Ratchet Effect": #Republicans move everything to the right. #Democrats prevent any leftward movement. The #DNC is the snake in the grass; in many ways, they don't REALLY oppose conservatism. Want progress? Vote #Progressive for…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lodndt65ds2q

Published: May 4, 2025 10:27

Winning elections is a numbers game. You don't win by telling people they and their policy goals are not welcome and then demanding their votes anyway. Yet that's what #Democrats have done to #Progressives for the last three elections. They barely…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lobepf5zhs2b

Published: May 3, 2025 12:47

I've been having too much fun with this AI music generation site. Mostly indulging my inner Weird Al, but this one is a southern gospel choir singing about how the atheists were right all along. 😜 https://www.udio.com/songs/3Z7whS8gkH8Vr6rTkJ2D4g

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3loazrk6fis2g

Published: May 3, 2025 09:31

#Demcorats don't meet voters where they are; they tell #Progressives to drop ALL of our policy goals in the name of beating #MAGA and think this is a winning message. What a buncha schmucks. 🙄 You don't win elections by completely rejecting what the…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3loa73arqdk2q

Published: May 3, 2025 01:33

And they're being told no, but they keep pushing anyway. Bastards would rather lose with a centrist than win with a #Progressive, which is why I say FUCK THE #DEMOCRATS; they're not on our side. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo7clxiebk2t

Published: May 2, 2025 17:04

Well, now I know why people write love songs...cuz it's piss-easy to do. Not the music part; the lyrics, I mean. Writing a song that's about...something? Much harder. That said, though, I'm kinda proud of this, whether the music is AI or not; I did some…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo6ndocqjs26

Published: May 2, 2025 10:43

#Transphobes want trans women in the Mens room for having been born with boy parts. They want trans men in the Mens room for looking like they were born with boy parts. They're only proving what I've been saying for years: #transphobia is misandry aimed…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo6ky72msk26

Published: May 2, 2025 10:01

Dear #Democrats, The last three elections prove that you need #Progressive votes to win, yet you continue to brow-beat us into voting for your centrists and moderates. We won't. To beat #MAGA, move left. Vote moderate/centrist to lose. Vote Progressive…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo6kt7uusk26

Published: May 2, 2025 09:58

"Actual progressives", go fuck a couch, JD. 🙄 And if my attitude is enough to reject #Progressive policies, clearly you care more about "stickin' it to the libs" than you do about beating #MAGA. I guess you're a #Republican, really. [contains quote post…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo6kjjkq5s26

Published: May 2, 2025 09:53

SAME TO YOU. Look at your attitude. I'm telling you EXACTLY how to get a voter like me on board. I'm giving you THE CHEAT CODES to get me to vote for a #Democrat: promise to champion #Progressive causes AND MEAN IT. And you're telling me to fuck off. …

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo6kaycqk226

Published: May 2, 2025 09:48

No. It isn't. Because frustrated people ARE DONE WITH IT, and you can't force us to go back! You can only roll with it AND GIVE US WHAT WE WANT. You know...in exchange for our votes. The way elections are SUPPOSED TO WORK, instead of brow-beating us into…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo4qyuzxgs2n

Published: May 1, 2025 16:44

STALKER BOY UPDATE: I get an email from the court saying he never showed for his court date and an arrest warrant has been issued. I emailed them back, like, "Pretty sure he's in prison in New York State right now..." Waiting to hear back.

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo42cjl6qs2n

Published: May 1, 2025 09:57

Do you like winning elections? I like winning elections. #BlueNoMatterWho doesn't win elections...as the last three have shown us; it can barely succeed one time out of three against Donald #Trump. Vote #Progressive for progress, instead. It's right…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo2rohtdas2q

Published: April 30, 2025 21:50

I...may've done an evil thing. I was fiddling with this music generation site, and I wanted to create a real crowd-pleasing sort of summer anthem. This wasn't the genre I was going for; it sounds like the kinda shit that trends these days. Egad. Did I…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo2jmea2ak2q

Published: April 30, 2025 19:26

I'm telling you that, to get my vote, I needed to hear a candidate promise to champion the causes I care about. Out loud and proud; go bold or go home. And #Kamala DIDN'T. What the hell do you want from me, kid? Politicians don't change unless you make…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo2izm7zu22q

Published: April 30, 2025 19:15

Well, you know, I like being alive. It might actually be my VERY FAVORITE THING! 😄👍 And that's why, when #Kamala didn't outright, in no uncertain terms, say that, yes, she's be doing Bernie-style M4A and the Green New Deal, she lost my vote. Cuz those…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo2iook5ok2q

Published: April 30, 2025 19:09

I think that I will never NOIT be told to compromise if I don't take a stand and refuse. The only power I have is my vote, and I won't give it to politicians who won't do what I think needs doing. It's the job of the CANDIDATE to be appealing, and…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lo2hw4ostk2c

Published: April 30, 2025 18:56

And I've been expected to make exactly that calculation FOR TOO MANY ELECTIONS IN A ROW. And I'm done. It's time for a President who is committing to actually accomplishing something and making a difference instead of a do-nothing DINO placeholder who…

https://bsky.app/profile/bionicdance.bsky.social/post/3lnzmxyswek2f

Published: April 30, 2025 10:53

#BlueNoMatterWho has resulted in a #MAGA victory two times out of three. #Democrats are counting on #Progressives to flinch first in 2028 and vote for their centrist or moderate. Again. They keep trying the same thing, and look where we are. Vote…