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Published: July 27, 2024 03:57

If I'm reading this right, the first Olympic event I can watch tomorrow is badminton at 1:30 a.m. Fuck me up with that shit please.

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Published: July 26, 2024 19:22

It's the Olympics! Time for my favorite genre of YouTube video: boxing matches so clearly rigged the results are vacated and the judges are banned for life! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWQ0vaoQDEQ

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Published: July 26, 2024 18:36

JD Vance.

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Published: July 26, 2024 18:23

I mean they are definitely going for it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 25, 2024 20:42

Age racist

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Published: July 25, 2024 15:13

It’s only been three days and now you can see clear as day how the GOP just peels their entire strategy off of the Groyper and militia sites. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 25, 2024 13:53

“what that mouth do” — JD Vance, alone at West Elm

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Published: July 25, 2024 04:13

Experts say JD Vance never fucked a couch. But some concerned Americans in this Iowa diner believe otherwise.

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Published: July 25, 2024 02:35

No couch left unfucked

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Published: July 24, 2024 16:11

that's right

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Published: July 23, 2024 20:27

https://www.theonion.com/borderline-personnel-disorder-1851601847

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Published: July 23, 2024 16:26

This is what's known as a Thesaurus Guy, uses huge words to mask that he's a big ol' dumbass. A lot of these guys across the political spectrum, many of them end up at the big papers. It's a good trick and can get you far until you realize you don't know…

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Published: July 23, 2024 15:00

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Published: July 22, 2024 20:49

This NRSC memo is a level of got nothin' heretofore unseen.

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Published: July 22, 2024 03:48

become unburdenable

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Published: July 22, 2024 02:18

All of them have done a very good job neutering their own influence. The Dems' problem, until today, was they didn't have the ability to just go around The Morass by just going on Hot Ones or having a believable TikTok presence, where people actually…

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Published: July 22, 2024 02:11

Went to the bad old sites I used to go to monitor for a living. These people have spent the last three years saying childless women are whores who don't deserve to live. I don't think regular people fully understand how fucked up the base has gotten, and…

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Published: July 22, 2024 00:53

I laughed so hard at this it hurt.

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Published: July 21, 2024 23:32

Trump shot, Biden quits, RFK Jr. must come out as pansexual.

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Published: July 21, 2024 20:50

The primary GOP response so far is “well then he MUST RESIGN” which is good, because it’s a clear cut indicator they don’t have their talking points in order on Kamala yet. But hear you me it will be mad racist.

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Published: July 21, 2024 20:30

Another day volunteering as the onion’s customer service rep. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the flag

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Published: July 21, 2024 18:58

Contrary to ghouls, I still think the timing winds up being a big advantage for them. People's attention spans have changed, the way we process celebrity and fame and our leaders has changed, and politics has changed. Getting some fresh blood in the last…

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Published: July 21, 2024 18:41

I think she's going to win, by the way.

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Published: July 21, 2024 18:23

Just realized I have a whole series of pictures of myself drinking out of different coconuts and cannot let this opportunity go to waste.

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Published: July 21, 2024 18:08

Look at the comments here. People were literally implying I should be institutionalized. Now life has killed the dream they dream. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 21, 2024 17:53

BIDEN OUT

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Published: July 19, 2024 19:19

Very good YouTube Short about how, above all, Hulk Hogan is a gigantic pissbaby. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BIbyKA_b2NI

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Published: July 19, 2024 18:22

This is very interesting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 19, 2024 16:13

Somehow wins 67 states, electoral college blowout.