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Published: October 7, 2024 02:44

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Published: October 7, 2024 00:37

"Some of the people the Post spoke to left [the Trump rally early] because they were sick of 'the insults,' which feels a bit like storming out of a steakhouse dinner just before dessert because you don't eat meat."…

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Published: October 6, 2024 19:49

Joe Flacco doing wonders for the delusions of supposedly washed white guys everywhere. I will be on the Charlotte Hornets by Christmas.

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Published: October 6, 2024 16:24

She really should (and I bet will, at this point) go on Hot Ones. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2024 00:50

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Published: October 5, 2024 23:32

Some good news: I was in a scrapfight with @proptermalone.bsky.social in Jamelle Bouie's replies, as per the Bluesky tradition. After moving to DMs, I'm excited to announce we've solved the Israel-Palestine conflict and the U.S.' relationship to it. It's…

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Published: October 5, 2024 19:26

I have never once bought a book based on a press tour before and wondered what kind of dumbass even would, and then came Ta-Nehesi Coates.

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Published: October 4, 2024 17:35

There is a Stan Kelley exhibition in LA and you should all go see it. Ward is a lovely guy and a quiet genius. https://boingboing.net/2024/10/04/ward-suttons-faux-conservative-cartoonist-kelly-goes-highbrow-in-la.html

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Published: October 4, 2024 16:25

This is such good local news writing. https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/10/04/donald-trump-supported-bible-one-of-few-that-meets-ryan-walters-criteria-for-ok-classrooms/75510021007/

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Published: October 3, 2024 23:57

Unbelievable that City Winery has been in my life this long and I just now thought of Shitty Whinery.

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Published: October 3, 2024 21:05

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Published: October 3, 2024 20:24

Was looking for an Onion video (the Israel-Palestine one) on here a couple of minutes ago and came across a pocket of people who fucking LOATHE me for reasons I cannot immediately deduce. Like, visceral, frothing hatred, apparently. Jarring shit but we're…

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Published: October 3, 2024 19:42

It is getting dollars to donuts time on the “first Chicago winter” part of my life. What’s a big ugly coat that’s gonna get me through this thing? I want to be dressed like someone in the first act of an Arctic silo horror movie where they go outside for 9…

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Published: October 2, 2024 21:31

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 2, 2024 16:48

The Onion officially endorses Joe Biden for President of the United States. https://theonion.com/the-onion-officially-endorses-joe-biden-for-president/

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Published: October 2, 2024 02:39

JD Vance closing the debate with the most important thing going on: complaining about the mods at Facebook dot com.

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Published: October 2, 2024 01:31

Very strange to see a politician bring up his religion and immediately seem both more genuine and less like a guy trying to take away all of my rights.

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Published: October 2, 2024 01:01

jd vanc

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Published: October 1, 2024 23:38

This man’s border drone company has contracts with the U.S. government. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 1, 2024 19:28

https://theonion.com/high-school-quarterback-using-tire-swing-to-practice-putting-head-through-ct-scanner/

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Published: October 1, 2024 16:32

Talked to @markyarm.bsky.social about why we brought back ONN: There was a time when the internet was good. It was when ONN was cranking out bangers. We want to bring that feeling back. We're already the paper of record on TikTok. So why not do the…

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Published: October 1, 2024 06:27

I am in a horrific position where I've gotten into distance running by mistake and now need a specific kind of shoe and the only two available that aren't in the insane Forrest Gump-style $200 running shoe pervert bracket are a pair of Skechers or a pair…

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Published: September 30, 2024 19:25

‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement https://theonion.com/damn-thats-crazy-announces-fema-in-statement/

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Published: September 30, 2024 17:39

Watch The Onion News Network on Bluesky. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 30, 2024 17:32

Extremely exciting news: The Onion News Network is back. Gift link below. …

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Published: September 30, 2024 17:32

The Onion News Network is back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0JnEsOHQ

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Published: September 30, 2024 02:38

Monday is tomorrow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 29, 2024 21:32

jesus christ

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Published: September 29, 2024 17:50

Eagles have 0 offensive yards and are down 21-0. Giants would be in first place if we had literally anybody else dead or alive as our quarterback. We’d be 3-1 with Princess Diana under center. I want to be pulled apart piece by piece by the middle part of…