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Posts: 11

Followers: 4

Published: May 27, 2024 00:42

Thank you all for participating in the market research experiment that led me to reply with this skeet. Your time was invaluable and you will all be receiving $5 gift cards to Circuit City as you exit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Published: May 27, 2024 00:39

Very healthy to be in what is best described as Basketball Terrorist Mode, where my team is close enough to winning the whole thing that my mood and entire identity shifts game to game until mid-June. My friends and family love this.

Published: May 25, 2024 03:20

Luka’s just the best player in the world, man. I'm sorry his diet is gravy and cigarettes, I'm sorry he gets his haircut during category 5 hurricanes, but he's just the fucking best. It would be cool if somebody on one of these dumbass TV shows…

Published: May 23, 2024 21:49

Had a brief return to my previous life today, went back on Twitter for 7 seconds to tell Elon Musk to go fuck himself and leave. It summoned the locusts, the LibsOfTikTok goblin, etc. Checking on it jolted me back into a day-long fight or flight I hadn't…

Published: May 23, 2024 17:39

Fuck Elon Musk. This is why right-wing billionaires sue people reporting on them. They know they can't win these lawsuits. But they also know legal fees will cripple the little guy reporting on their lies and crimes. [contains quote post or other…