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i can’t take myself seriously, why would i treat you differently? coriander is proof papatūānuku is real & she wants our happiness to flourish. the bipolar urge to live & die at the same time.
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https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l3kaaoxqin22
Published: September 7, 2024 06:22
absolutely bored of men deciding to list their health ‘issues’ at the bottom of a thread of women’s health ~inequalities~. literally start your own thread.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l3k6tym6622c
Published: September 7, 2024 05:57
acting like i’m in a good mood when all i want to do is burn everything & everyone to the ground.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l3erizwpct22
Published: September 5, 2024 02:15
i was having a rough moment & my husband pointed out that the kōwhai were flowering & beautiful & said ‘look at those kōwhai, be like the kōwhai.’ & i dead eyed him & said ‘jaundiced? you want me to be jaundiced?’ & that actually cheered me the fuck up…
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2ydbqcble2i
Published: August 31, 2024 03:29
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💖💖💖 cheds 💖💖💖
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https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2vu7rymcd2y
Published: August 30, 2024 03:54
i’d rather go to the supermarket at 5pm than have to try to negotiate a narrow footpath full of snotty uniformed college boys. bleugh.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2qwy64ntc2b
Published: August 28, 2024 05:00
so @kaimatai.bsky.social, last night i dreamt that i was helping landscape your new property, this is hilarious in itself but, the real weird was when i was talking to you on your doorstep & you were thanking me but somehow thought my son was my husband…
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2quqvs6622f
Published: August 28, 2024 04:20
walked to the bar & couldn’t figure it out but turns out you can see more of the stockings than i thought so no further explanation required
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2qrrmkzuk2b
Published: August 28, 2024 03:27
you could call it an empty bus because i’m the only one on it or, you could call it the loser limo & have a laugh with me…
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2mjfzgywu2w
Published: August 26, 2024 10:46
hi-chew are the fucken greatest i don’t know what else to tell you
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2hbash2y72r
Published: August 24, 2024 08:37
frustrating af that the men i am sitting with have to be ‘instant on guard’ mode as the table next to us gets louder & drunker. super annoying that my guys have to be stressed out about keeping us safe when we’re just tryna have a quiet drink in a bar.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2dxlgiabz2k
Published: August 23, 2024 01:06
i picked yellow sneakers to kind of semi-match my gold moon earrings.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3l2dxjw2boe2f
Published: August 23, 2024 01:05
i keep seeing discourse on the outrageous prices we’re expected to pay to see a gp & honestly, we don’t have socialised healthcare here which is why we are flooded with preventable & long term illness. fuck every government we’ve ever had & never let it be…