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i canāt take myself seriously, why would i treat you differently? coriander is proof papatÅ«Änuku is real & she wants our happiness to flourish. the bipolar urge to live & die at the same time.
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https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mlpqnbf3o22z
Published: May 13, 2026 07:08
that moment when you discover a key that you told someone you lost but itās been a decade & you hate them so you bury it under a dark moon & set fire to the ground around it. no. iām fine. how about you.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mlal4yk2lk26
Published: May 7, 2026 06:20
canāt decide. do i want ceviche or a bag of salad.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mlakguteas2o
Published: May 7, 2026 06:07
there are honestly few things more delightful than hearing someone use my name in a sentance from behind me & i turn around to find someone i havenāt seen in forever. like sure, wellington is small & that can be problematic but also, itās small & that canā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3ml6e4pvdmc2a
Published: May 6, 2026 09:09
tonightās hand crafted sandwich v last nights supermarket sLD:
fuck the sandwich. i honestly wish i had another salad here rn. ugh. bring me lettuce.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkruvcvon22u
Published: May 1, 2026 10:04
itās 10pm, i am in bed, & all i want in the world is gurnard ceviche. snapper would also be an excellent option.
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkrmprggv225
Published: May 1, 2026 07:38
what did you want from me. i donāt want your content & hope itās a lonely screaming end. which a person that should have known me well enough still raised his brows at. itās love or hate. itās on or off. itās now it never. sorry mj but, itās black orā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkrldfcdx225
Published: May 1, 2026 07:13
i just ate the most delicious chicken coconut korma ever & i guess i can die happy now
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkokesjlfk2j
Published: April 30, 2026 02:18
on my way home so i can cook my first dinner in the new house. itās finally my turn. tbh, i could have waited forever but⦠i have sunshine, a perfect view of trees, birds, & butterflies, fresh ingredients, my own choice of music, (currently courtneyā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkjats45d22g
Published: April 27, 2026 23:44
me, hilariously trying to navigate across a city iāve lived in for 20 years but somehow still donāt know street names of.even if i know where iām going, no, i dont
https://bsky.app/profile/bellofthebird.bsky.social/post/3mkhbscj6uc2f
Published: April 27, 2026 04:56
$4.10/hr as a retail assistant at ballentynes fashion. 1994. i worked full time & had a second job to make rent. because āyouth ratesā. it didnāt make me stronger, just tired earlier than was polite.
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Published: April 27, 2026 04:33
teaching my child how to play knuckle bones & now iām wondering if i could play this game with my childrenās baby teeth which yes of course i have kept them all.