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Published: January 4, 2025 23:18
Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks
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https://bsky.app/profile/badsandwich.bsky.social/post/3lexajcxi722h
Published: January 4, 2025 23:18
Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks
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Published: November 8, 2023 05:26
I’d like to thank all y’all that came to see TLA in Orange County this past Sunday. Jk. no one on Bluesky (besides me, sadly) would ever be caught dead in Orange County
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Published: October 20, 2023 23:01
Still some tix folks. Join the army eh?
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Published: October 13, 2023 07:19
Little known fact: the PT in PT Barnum stands for pig tits
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Published: September 23, 2023 19:18
20 years is a long time
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Published: September 21, 2023 17:50
Onward heathen soldiers tix here https://www.etix.com/ticket/e/1039323
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Published: September 11, 2023 08:07
My new mc name is sex ed
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Published: August 27, 2023 00:29
that Georgia Maq cover of Samson is quite possibly the best cover of an already perfect seemingly uncoverable song I've ever heard and it's one of the most powerful songs I've ever heard in its own right. No qualifiers. Fuck. Incredible.
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Published: August 12, 2023 02:16
Pimp brisket is a good name for a horrible bbq party bar in Orlando
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Published: August 7, 2023 17:51
this place is like that one level of mormon heaven where you know that the people you love are there but you can't find them because god is a cruel dick
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Published: July 27, 2023 03:31
It’s gonna be so awesome when Mitch McConnell dies
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Published: July 21, 2023 20:55
a few weeks ago I was in the vicinity of this dude who let it be known that he was a standup comedian and then after he claimed not to understand the idea of 'twitter comedy' he said "I AM a comedy expert actually" which may be the most humor-free sentence…
https://bsky.app/profile/badsandwich.bsky.social/post/3k2rt25p4c62a
Published: July 18, 2023 07:56
Andrew tate is so cool
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Published: July 13, 2023 17:06
I don’t believe I lost my bag of cocaine at the White House
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Published: July 7, 2023 22:42
I’m like a sommelier for the various pronunciations of the word sommelier
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Published: July 7, 2023 18:39
When I was a kid the movie the last starfighter taught me that video games can be, among other things, secret tests to see if you have what it takes to command a galactic fleet. In other news I’m oddly good at that one line drawing game so I’ll probably…
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Published: July 4, 2023 17:48
The hamburglar has to be the only restaurant mascot ever to have their defining characteristic be “I steal from this restaurant.” And that’s not the weirdest part. The mayor’s head was a cheeseburger, which contextually gives the hamburglar strong face…
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Published: June 30, 2023 22:10
Nothing more disheartening than seeing otherwise benign subcultures flying the pawstika flag
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Published: June 29, 2023 21:38
What’s a band that has a name that would be better suited to a different genre? I’ll begin: the Backstreet Boys should be an oi/street punk/skinhead band
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Published: June 29, 2023 17:36
the looped piano in Diamonds and Guns is the jazz loving urbanite cousin of the tweaked out hoser baseline from Rags & Bones. This post is really for everyone, huh? Broad appeal, easily understood, universally obvious if you think about it
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Published: June 27, 2023 00:47
When I was in 5th grade a new girl joined our class halfway through the year. I assume she was sad to leave her friends and her parents told her she could get a new start and be whoever she wanted so she told us her nickname was DJ. Those weren't her…