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Published: December 21, 2024 05:35
Nothing is more terrifying than my family's 100 year old nativity scene diorama. Joseph's eyes will follow you wherever you go.
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Published: December 21, 2024 02:46
I MUTED YOUR THREAD BUT I AM STILL SEEING YOUR THREAD DEAR GOD HOW DO I UNRAVEL THE FABRIC OF TIME AND DISCARD OF IT
https://bsky.app/profile/azedand2knots.bsky.social/post/3ldr4fmskac2l
Published: December 20, 2024 19:24
I have the skin of a much younger person. In a jar of formaldehyde that I keep stored in a dark cupboard. Sometimes I take that jar out, whisper the words, and shake it up like a snow globe just to feel that long forgotten sense of whimsy.
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Published: December 20, 2024 02:31
Wonder if I could get my whole head in this compression sock.
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Published: December 19, 2024 16:13
I'm not an ancient eldritch horror risen from the deep, but if I were, there would be signs (ANCIENT ELDRITCH HORROR RISEN FROM THE DEEP OVER HERE).
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Published: December 19, 2024 14:12
That's not the baby Jesus, dear. That's a three day old loaf of white bread.
https://bsky.app/profile/azedand2knots.bsky.social/post/3ldnac4p2m22w
Published: December 19, 2024 06:23
Delete more than you post until your world folds in on itself and you wear your organs on your sleeves.
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Published: December 19, 2024 05:08
I have spent all day trying to compose an ode to my stye. Meanwhile, it has grown so powerful, it has entirely eclipsed my face.
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Published: December 19, 2024 01:20
A stye as the seat of my unearthly power.