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Published: May 8, 2025 19:57

(You can tell I'm on deadline for a piece because I'm on here making jokes instead of writing.)

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Published: May 8, 2025 19:40

Hoping Leo will vow to avenge the death of Francis.

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Published: May 8, 2025 16:29

Some personal news (but pls keep it quiet until the public announcement). [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 15:58

I did use this encyclopedia for my camps book research, but it wasn't open source then! Such a phenomenal resource. Take note, everyone. ( And thank you, Steve.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 03:11

Went to the Black Cat with @madelynrosenberg.bsky.social to see the amazing Bob Mould, which was fabulous.

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Published: May 7, 2025 20:17

When you wish you could holla Your name's Pizzaballa That's a conclave [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 18:12

This is the kind of thing you say if you're looking to reach a quota of senseless cruelty rather than any rational legal result. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 02:00

With bad actors pretending like everything is inevitable, I wrote about not giving up your power. (Includes a cameo of artwork by one of my kids.) https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/who-invents-the-world

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:32

Amazing sighting at the new gym! A pretty buff woman working out in what I can only describe as Candies, if those even still exist.

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Published: May 6, 2025 11:41

“So you (expletive) bombed the country, razed entire cities to the ground, killed a hundred children, shot civilians for no reason, blockaded Mariupol, deprived millions of people of a normal life and forced them to leave for foreign countries? All for the…

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Published: May 6, 2025 02:56

Pretty sure this letter to Harvard was actually written by Yosemite Sam. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:59

People have said it for years now, but Trump really does follow so many abuser tactics from domestic violence. Just since taking office he's alienated America from its friends, financially isolated the country through tariffs, and made its welfare…

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Published: May 5, 2025 11:56

It's the natural endpoint of startup culture that this guy would believe he's a messiah because he thinks he invented going to the gym. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 01:08

Next up is a 57 percent tariff on the lump at the toe of your sock. Also an eleventy billion percent tariff on Phyllis Diller.

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Published: May 4, 2025 23:57

Holding out for my toaster to be declared a national security threat.

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Published: May 4, 2025 02:42

Got me a movie, I want you to know. Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 4, 2025 01:42

Not going to repost AI propaganda art, but I would toss $5 into a prize kitty for the best microfiction on how the Secretary of Defense lost his pinky finger.

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:59

A thing I used to do when I taught self defense to kids across months/years was to do role plays about manipulative peers/adults. I taught them scripts on how to respond, until they had some stock replies and exposure to a few different situations where…

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:16

Concave [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 3, 2025 00:15

Fascism creates problems for which it claims to have the only solution, but then, as always, it lies.

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Published: May 2, 2025 22:22

Not so sure about the government plan to get you to have more kids by killing the ones you already have. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:54

US kids are going to get two dolls, while the president gets 6,600 GI Joes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:05

Every time I see this photo, I feel as if Miller is about to give a lecture on "The Female of the Species."

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Published: May 1, 2025 23:59

The average American has three friends. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 23:03

Walking Area Dog in the neighborhood, this guy always wants to come and join us, and some days I’m tempted to bring an extra leash along and knock on the door to see if he can come out and play.

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Published: May 1, 2025 13:16

At my new gym, and the DJ for the Sirius channel they’re playing just said, “Keeping the R&B hits of the 2010s hot.”

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:52

Rolling out the Friday roundup two days early, so that I can remind you that May Day is tomorrow! (Links to this week's Next Comes What podcast episode are here, too...) https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-a-wednesday-friday-roundup

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Published: April 30, 2025 21:49

Spent my last day out on the water before I sail to Norway next month! Here we are after the challenging part was over, making our way leisurely back with just the mainsail, along the tiny tributaries of the Patuxent River.

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Published: April 30, 2025 11:40

I wrote for New York magazine about deportations to CECOT in El Salvador, which are bound up with a tradition of US extrajudicial actions in the Americas and further the long arc of concentration camps.…