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Published: May 14, 2026 14:29
A list of the top ten most pleasing sounds ever… 10. This 9. Is 8. Too 7. Subjective 6. So 5. Impossible 4. To 3. Rank 2. Them 1. Ducks quacking
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Published: May 13, 2026 16:12
My favourite phrases for when things go wrong… 1. It’s a shitshow at the fuck factory (English) 2. Now the turnips are cooked (Dutch) 3. A donkey is inside another donkey (Persian) 4. The Devil is loose in Salmonstreet (Danish) 5. A finger in the ass and…
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Published: May 11, 2026 15:15
One of my favourite awful puns is from when former Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos was at risk of being sacked and the commentator speculated whether his players could be heroes… “just for Juande”
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Published: May 4, 2026 10:02
Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just…
https://bsky.app/profile/adamcsharp.bsky.social/post/3mkn2r5qsus2o
Published: April 29, 2026 12:06
The second best phrase I’ve heard for when someone has the zipper of their pants undone is the Chinese 天安门开了. It means “The Gate of Heavenly Peace is open.” The best phrase I’ve heard is the Spanish la farmacia está abierta y el doctor dormido. It means…
https://bsky.app/profile/adamcsharp.bsky.social/post/3mk3kfvhdx22o
Published: April 22, 2026 12:58
Today is Narwhal Appreciation Day so if you haven't already please sign my petition to have their name changed to "tunacorns"
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Published: April 20, 2026 12:59
Happy International Cuckoo Day! In English a mismatched pair could be described as being “like chalk and cheese.” An Estonian equivalent is nagu siga ja kägu, which means “like a pig and a cuckoo.”
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Published: April 20, 2026 12:34
CUCKOO 1: I heard you finally found work CUCKOO 2: Yeah I got a job in a cuckoo clock CUCKOO 1: How are you finding it? CUCKOO 2: Pretty boring, but it gets me out of the house
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Published: April 18, 2026 10:11
Today is National Exercise Day so here’s a list of my ten favourite exercises… 1. Jogging my memory 2. Skipping a workout 3. Surfing the net 4. Jumping to conclusions 5. Skating on thin ice 6. Pushing my luck 7. Running my mouth 8. Kicking up a fuss 9.…
https://bsky.app/profile/adamcsharp.bsky.social/post/3mjonclvanc2g
Published: April 17, 2026 09:46
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? solitary cow standing atop a mountain longs for home – Dundee