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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/761003114811801600
Published: September 7, 2024 22:45
slimegirls-ovipositors:roxyco-deliverygirl:Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being fakedoh thereās āvideo evidenceā that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?
Canāt believe this little guy is going to his forever home tomorrow! Gonna miss him but also veryā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760994204613787648
Published: September 7, 2024 20:23
Canāt believe this little guy is going to his forever home tomorrow! Gonna miss him but also very happy. Edit: more pics! This is how he got his nickname of Noodle. He is extremely long.
Non-jews of tumblr:
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760974455484874752
Published: September 7, 2024 15:09
i-can-kazoo:how many jewish holidays can you name without looking it up?none1-34-67 or moreJewish buttonIf possible, please write your answers in the tags!
Therapy helped.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760909784774066176
Published: September 6, 2024 22:01
Therapy helped. One of the reasons I entered therapy overall was that there was an increasingly large gap between how I felt I should feel and how I actually felt about two major changes in my life: buying a house and getting weight loss surgery. On paper,ā¦
Glad I have therapy today because I am extremely fucking sad
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760900065877540864
Published: September 6, 2024 19:27
Glad I have therapy today because I am extremely fucking sad
Friend of a friend (not at my company) got fired yesterday. They were an EA, and they were one of 5ā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760880238736654336
Published: September 6, 2024 14:12
Friend of a friend (not at my company) got fired yesterday. They were an EA, and they were one of 5 employees let go. They scheduled their own termination meeting in addition to the meetings of everyone else let go, so they had a notion, but when they gotā¦
My filefish died. Got sucked into a part of the filtration system somehow. Strongly considering justā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760838615745085440
Published: September 6, 2024 03:10
My filefish died. Got sucked into a part of the filtration system somehow. Strongly considering just moving the remaining living livestock to the bigger aquarium and shutting this one down. Itās not working out and itās making me feel awful basically allā¦
JERRY: She walked away George! Right in the middle of my date.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760833890068955136
Published: September 6, 2024 01:55
larkstonguesinaspicpart1:JERRY: She walked away George! Right in the middle of my date. GEORGE: She walked away from Omelas? JERRY: She walked away!GEORGE: I mean, I get walking away, what with the suffering childā¦ JERRY: Yes, yes, the suffering child.ā¦
This story out of France is just beyond your worst nightmares. Massive trigger warnings for rape andā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760826951020707840
Published: September 6, 2024 00:05
ghost-in-the-ujb:French woman tells court she was āsacrificed on the altar of viceāThis story out of France is just beyond your worst nightmares. Massive trigger warnings for rape and domestic violence.
Houdini is a jarritos fiesta pack
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760811999147032577
Published: September 5, 2024 20:07
Houdini is a jarritos fiesta pack
Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhingedā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760758268262023168
Published: September 5, 2024 05:53
swankyangles:Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhinged multi-level pun of a cosplay Iāve ever seen.Itās Memphis Pyramid Head
Phantom is going to his forever home this weekend! Iām sad but also happy. I think heās going toā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760746427908505600
Published: September 5, 2024 02:45
Phantom is going to his forever home this weekend! Iām sad but also happy. I think heās going to like being a solo kitty. The other cats really stress him out. Gonna miss him though
I probably missed some stuff, but i tried to brainstorm a good list. Be honest with yourself..
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760746203019395072
Published: September 5, 2024 02:41
similartendencies:Whatās your job on the commune?Sanitation/Compost/WasteHousehold/General CleaningFood Prep/Cooking/CanningFarming/HarvestingHunting/ButcheringLivestock/Animal CareMechanic/MachinstConstruction/RepairChild Raising/EducationLawā¦
kind of true #fuck my body #massive breasts
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760736338628755456
Published: September 5, 2024 00:05
mikufanclub:kind of true #fuck my body #massive breasts
Miss California picture round up
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760714421098217472
Published: September 4, 2024 18:16
Miss California picture round up
yay poll time
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760709594190331904
Published: September 4, 2024 17:00
gryphye:Fuckin cold. Spice level got set back to zero. ugh. Now Iām nosy.Whatās your spice level?0 - Oh is that a tomato? It spicy!1 - Green peppers are spicy!2 - Mild salsa is spicy3 - Mild salsa is just right4 - that Pico de Gallo better haveā¦
Miri picture round up
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760635141327634432
Published: September 3, 2024 21:16
Miri picture round up
Predictions for what discourse will be popular on this site this month:
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760619106256011264
Published: September 3, 2024 17:01
junglejim4322:Predictions for what discourse will be popular on this site this month:should you have to ask your landlord for permission to have sex in your rental, is having loud sex that other people could potentially hear predatory, does premarital sexā¦
Houdini picture round up
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760612226015100928
Published: September 3, 2024 15:12
Houdini picture round up
Be civil in the comments. This is not a space for discourse, this is just asking people about theirā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760604771093790720
Published: September 3, 2024 13:13
incognitopolls:Which flag do you like better for gay men/the MLM community?The blue/green flag; Iām a gay man or otherwise identify with this communityThe blue/green flag; I do NOT identify with this community in any wayThe rainbow flag; Iām a gay man orā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760550638710046720
Published: September 2, 2024 22:53
covid-safer-hotties:
And some absolutely choice pictures from our afternoon of TV watching.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760548301287407617
Published: September 2, 2024 22:16
And some absolutely choice pictures from our afternoon of TV watching.
He likes clocks
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760548098593505280
Published: September 2, 2024 22:13
He likes clocks
western virginās bower bloom cycle from 8/8 to 8/28 with more close ups of the seed fluff to follow
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760534721785741312
Published: September 2, 2024 18:40
frankenshane:western virginās bower bloom cycle from 8/8 to 8/28 with more close ups of the seed fluff to follow
States I have visited are in blue. Visit is defined as āhave actually done something in the state,āā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760534471462289408
Published: September 2, 2024 18:36
States I have visited are in blue. Visit is defined as āhave actually done something in the state,ā with the minimum being driving through it. A stopover in an airport wouldnāt count, although every state that Iāve ever had a layover in (Georgia, Colorado,ā¦
You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gfā¦.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760533008957718528
Published: September 2, 2024 18:13
cipheramnesia:You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gf. No, hey. Eyes on me, donāt worry about what your husband is doing. Thatās his business.
next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to accessā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760521117955948544
Published: September 2, 2024 15:04
melymbrosia:next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like āwikipediaā or āmiriam websterā to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a āenemies to loversā situation, where theā¦
Was engaging in my favorite hobby of Curating Lists (specifically in this case of the states I haveā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760520335477112832
Published: September 2, 2024 14:51
alliluyevas:Was engaging in my favorite hobby of Curating Lists (specifically in this case of the states I have visited and the ones I have yet to visit) and was wonderingā¦which state would you all most like to visit that you havenāt been to yet and whatā¦
This is a Google link to a short article that speaks to my oft stated opinion that white boy mbaā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760468078709653504
Published: September 2, 2024 01:01
leutjaneausten:Marijuana Is Too Strong NowThis is a Google link to a short article that speaks to my oft stated opinion that white boy mba capitalists have effed up weed. If you donāt regularly read The Atlantic, I highly recommend it. Sometimes youā¦
1 Sep 24
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760453071012839424
Published: September 1, 2024 21:02
kropotkindersurprise:zvaigzdelasas:Strikes start at top hotel chains as housekeepers seek higher wages and daily room cleaning work1 Sep 24Solidarity with the striking housekeepers! The union is asking people to boycott locations where the union membersā¦
some just long to be understood
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760432419063185408
Published: September 1, 2024 15:34
absolute-artlad:some just long to be understood
This is the modernized 2nd transition of a Craftsman.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760359300732518400
Published: August 31, 2024 20:12
blueandbluer:hometoursandotherstuff:This is the modernized 2nd transition of a Craftsman.After- The notorious neighborhood flipper bought it and took it in a different direction. Oh these people should be jailed for this
Okay to continue the trend, letās all do Asia next. Iām curious how results differ.
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760341039872688128
Published: August 31, 2024 15:22
st-just:Okay to continue the trend, letās all do Asia next. Iām curious how results differ. How many Asian countries could you name?0-1011-2021-3031-4041-48All 49
Modern Screen (October 1950): āStag Night at the Steam Roomā
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760279245363789824
Published: August 30, 2024 22:59
alovelywaytospendanevening:Modern Screen (October 1950): āStag Night in the Steam Roomā
Workers are petitioning for more elections for union representation ā and winning more of them āā¦
https://brostateexam.tumblr.com/post/760278748308307968
Published: August 30, 2024 22:51
18kgold:More Workers Are Filing For ā and Winning ā Union Elections Than in Any Year in the Past DecadeWorkers are petitioning for more elections for union representation ā and winning more of them ā than any other year in a decade, with more than 75% ofā¦