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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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Published: September 7, 2024 22:45

slimegirls-ovipositors:roxyco-deliverygirl:Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being fakedoh thereā€™s ā€œvideo evidenceā€ that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

Canā€™t believe this little guy is going to his forever home tomorrow! Gonna miss him but also veryā€¦

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Published: September 7, 2024 20:23

Canā€™t believe this little guy is going to his forever home tomorrow! Gonna miss him but also very happy. Edit: more pics! This is how he got his nickname of Noodle. He is extremely long.

Therapy helped.

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Published: September 6, 2024 22:01

Therapy helped. One of the reasons I entered therapy overall was that there was an increasingly large gap between how I felt I should feel and how I actually felt about two major changes in my life: buying a house and getting weight loss surgery. On paper,ā€¦

Friend of a friend (not at my company) got fired yesterday. They were an EA, and they were one of 5ā€¦

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Published: September 6, 2024 14:12

Friend of a friend (not at my company) got fired yesterday. They were an EA, and they were one of 5 employees let go. They scheduled their own termination meeting in addition to the meetings of everyone else let go, so they had a notion, but when they gotā€¦

My filefish died. Got sucked into a part of the filtration system somehow. Strongly considering justā€¦

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Published: September 6, 2024 03:10

My filefish died. Got sucked into a part of the filtration system somehow. Strongly considering just moving the remaining living livestock to the bigger aquarium and shutting this one down. Itā€™s not working out and itā€™s making me feel awful basically allā€¦

JERRY: She walked away George! Right in the middle of my date.

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Published: September 6, 2024 01:55

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:JERRY: She walked away George! Right in the middle of my date. GEORGE: She walked away from Omelas? JERRY: She walked away!GEORGE: I mean, I get walking away, what with the suffering childā€¦ JERRY: Yes, yes, the suffering child.ā€¦

This story out of France is just beyond your worst nightmares. Massive trigger warnings for rape andā€¦

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Published: September 6, 2024 00:05

ghost-in-the-ujb:French woman tells court she was ā€˜sacrificed on the altar of viceā€™This story out of France is just beyond your worst nightmares. Massive trigger warnings for rape and domestic violence.

Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhingedā€¦

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Published: September 5, 2024 05:53

swankyangles:Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhinged multi-level pun of a cosplay Iā€™ve ever seen.Itā€™s Memphis Pyramid Head

Phantom is going to his forever home this weekend! Iā€™m sad but also happy. I think heā€™s going toā€¦

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Published: September 5, 2024 02:45

Phantom is going to his forever home this weekend! Iā€™m sad but also happy. I think heā€™s going to like being a solo kitty. The other cats really stress him out. Gonna miss him though

I probably missed some stuff, but i tried to brainstorm a good list. Be honest with yourself..

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Published: September 5, 2024 02:41

similartendencies:Whatā€™s your job on the commune?Sanitation/Compost/WasteHousehold/General CleaningFood Prep/Cooking/CanningFarming/HarvestingHunting/ButcheringLivestock/Animal CareMechanic/MachinstConstruction/RepairChild Raising/EducationLawā€¦

yay poll time

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Published: September 4, 2024 17:00

gryphye:Fuckin cold. Spice level got set back to zero. ugh. Now Iā€™m nosy.Whatā€™s your spice level?0 - Oh is that a tomato? It spicy!1 - Green peppers are spicy!2 - Mild salsa is spicy3 - Mild salsa is just right4 - that Pico de Gallo better haveā€¦

Predictions for what discourse will be popular on this site this month:

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Published: September 3, 2024 17:01

junglejim4322:Predictions for what discourse will be popular on this site this month:should you have to ask your landlord for permission to have sex in your rental, is having loud sex that other people could potentially hear predatory, does premarital sexā€¦

Be civil in the comments. This is not a space for discourse, this is just asking people about theirā€¦

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Published: September 3, 2024 13:13

incognitopolls:Which flag do you like better for gay men/the MLM community?The blue/green flag; Iā€™m a gay man or otherwise identify with this communityThe blue/green flag; I do NOT identify with this community in any wayThe rainbow flag; Iā€™m a gay man orā€¦

western virginā€™s bower bloom cycle from 8/8 to 8/28 with more close ups of the seed fluff to follow

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Published: September 2, 2024 18:40

frankenshane:western virginā€™s bower bloom cycle from 8/8 to 8/28 with more close ups of the seed fluff to follow

States I have visited are in blue. Visit is defined as ā€œhave actually done something in the state,ā€ā€¦

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Published: September 2, 2024 18:36

States I have visited are in blue. Visit is defined as ā€œhave actually done something in the state,ā€ with the minimum being driving through it. A stopover in an airport wouldnā€™t count, although every state that Iā€™ve ever had a layover in (Georgia, Colorado,ā€¦

You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gfā€¦.

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Published: September 2, 2024 18:13

cipheramnesia:You should fill your house with chintz because knocking shit over is enrichment for your catgirl gf. No, hey. Eyes on me, donā€™t worry about what your husband is doing. Thatā€™s his business.

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to accessā€¦

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Published: September 2, 2024 15:04

melymbrosia:next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like ā€œwikipediaā€ or ā€œmiriam websterā€ to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a ā€œenemies to loversā€ situation, where theā€¦

Was engaging in my favorite hobby of Curating Lists (specifically in this case of the states I haveā€¦

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Published: September 2, 2024 14:51

alliluyevas:Was engaging in my favorite hobby of Curating Lists (specifically in this case of the states I have visited and the ones I have yet to visit) and was wonderingā€¦which state would you all most like to visit that you havenā€™t been to yet and whatā€¦

This is a Google link to a short article that speaks to my oft stated opinion that white boy mbaā€¦

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Published: September 2, 2024 01:01

leutjaneausten:Marijuana Is Too Strong NowThis is a Google link to a short article that speaks to my oft stated opinion that white boy mba capitalists have effed up weed. If you donā€™t regularly read The Atlantic, I highly recommend it. Sometimes youā€¦

1 Sep 24

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Published: September 1, 2024 21:02

kropotkindersurprise:zvaigzdelasas:Strikes start at top hotel chains as housekeepers seek higher wages and daily room cleaning work1 Sep 24Solidarity with the striking housekeepers! The union is asking people to boycott locations where the union membersā€¦

This is the modernized 2nd transition of a Craftsman.

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Published: August 31, 2024 20:12

blueandbluer:hometoursandotherstuff:This is the modernized 2nd transition of a Craftsman.After- The notorious neighborhood flipper bought it and took it in a different direction. Oh these people should be jailed for this

Okay to continue the trend, letā€™s all do Asia next. Iā€™m curious how results differ.

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Published: August 31, 2024 15:22

st-just:Okay to continue the trend, letā€™s all do Asia next. Iā€™m curious how results differ. How many Asian countries could you name?0-1011-2021-3031-4041-48All 49

Workers are petitioning for more elections for union representation ā€” and winning more of them ā€“ā€¦

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Published: August 30, 2024 22:51

18kgold:More Workers Are Filing For ā€” and Winning ā€“ Union Elections Than in Any Year in the Past DecadeWorkers are petitioning for more elections for union representation ā€” and winning more of them ā€“ than any other year in a decade, with more than 75% ofā€¦