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I Saw U: Picking Up Trash on University Way, Dropping Your Earbud Outside of Poquitos, and Washing Windows at Capitol Hill Block Party

Published: August 21, 2026 22:00

Playboy Bunny Boy Picking up TrashI saw you on the corner of 43rd and University Way. I giggled to myself the rest of the night because you were so attractive to me in your mask. Umpqua Hot (for you) SpringsFully naked, you offered the best conversation…

The Stranger’s Noise Complaint: Black Ends

Published: August 21, 2026 19:25

Welcome to Noise Complaint,Ā The Strangerā€˜s new audio and video music podcast featuring live performances right here at The Stranger HQ. Streamed live and released every other Friday, we invite a great band, musician, or wonderfully weird act to perform.…

Slog AM: High-T Navy May Name Aircraft Carrier After Noted Coward, Wildfires Cost Washington $207 Million in Two Months, and After Husband Dies in Alaska, Mexican Widow Not Allowed into US

Published: August 21, 2026 16:22

Local coffee roaster and cafe operator Starbucks is laying off 224 of its employees, including 120 people who didn’t want to relocate to Nashville and live the honky-tonk life. The affected workers live in Seattle and beyond. The company said the layoffs…

The Stranger’s Exhaustively Comprehensive Bursting-at-the Seams Guide to Bumbershoot 2026!

Published: August 20, 2026 23:16

Phew! Another music festival? But it’s almost September! Isn’t it time to go back to school and drink hot cocoa under a cozy blanket and pretend to care about football?Ā  No! There is still summer fun to be had, as exhausted as you may be, because…

Every Band Playing Bumbershoot: Saturday

Published: August 20, 2026 23:03

KEY:⭐ Don’t MissšŸ“ Local! ⭐ šŸ“ ANTHERSThis comparison will only resonate with maybe six people, but I’m gonna say it anyway: If you loved long-defunct Seattle punk rock noise makers pleasureboaters, go see ANTHERS and party like you’re at Healthy Times Fun…

Every Band Playing Bumbershoot: Sunday

Published: August 20, 2026 23:01

KEY:⭐ Don’t MissšŸ“ Local! šŸ“ American FlatsIf you need a break from all the modern music pummeling your eardrums, catch local American Flats, who describe themselves as ā€œa rock and roll band with Americana and punk influences.ā€ It’s not revelatory, it’s not…

Every Arts District at Bumbershoot 2026

Published: August 20, 2026 22:59

⭐ Means don’t miss it! ⭐ BumbermaniaIn which local wrestling crew SOS Wrestling builds a real-deal ring in the middle of the Seattle Center, and dozens of local wrestling superstars (66, to be exact!) fight, tackle, pummel, and toss one another around for…

Who Said It?

Published: August 20, 2026 22:58

While waiting for Death Cab for Cutie to take the stage Sunday night, see if you can guess who penned each line of morbid prose—Ben Gibbard or 19th-Century gothic writer Edgar Allan Poe! 1. ā€œDeep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,…

Ticket Alert: Jonas Brothers, Brett Goldstein, and More Seattle Events Going On Sale This Week

Published: August 20, 2026 20:03

The Jonas Brothers are throwing it back to 2008, reprising their Burning Up Tour ā€œall over again,ā€ this time with support from younger brother Franklin Jonas. Brett Goldstein, the actor, writer, and comedian who plays lovable grump Roy Kent on Ted Lasso,…

Art on a Farm, Lovers in the Streets, and We Really Think You Should Have $10,000!

Published: August 20, 2026 18:00

The past two weeks have been nothing short of fucking delightful. We’ve sneakily delivered cakes loaded with candy, googly eyes, neon sprinkles, and all manner of sugary bits and bobs by Arts Editor, and secret confectionary genius, Emily Nokes, to this…

Slog AM: Mayor Wilson Recall Gets Court Date, Trump Threatens Economic Sanctions Again, and Seattle Christian Metal Band Sues Netflix

Published: August 20, 2026 16:32

That dumb Mayor Katie Wilson recall petition has a court date. In last week’s Slog AM, I mentioned that a Bruce Harrell supporter and her husband filed papers to recall Mayor Wilson. The charges will be heard in King County Superior Court on August 31. The…

Free Will Astrology

Published: August 20, 2026 16:00

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Consider this your official alert that you’re close to getting too much of a good thing. To safeguard the lovely momentum you’ve built lately, be vigilant that genuine abundance doesn’t bloat into plain old overload. Say no to…

Bike Trail Flail

Published: August 19, 2026 22:00

To the unapologetic mom and child who made me fall off my bike at Seward Park,Ā  I think your kid should learn better trail etiquette before being able to ride a bike in the middle of the trail, if they can’t follow ā€œon your left!ā€Ā  Not to mention, barely…

Hunger Strike Over Poor Food Quality at NWDC Concludes

Published: August 19, 2026 19:20

After nearly a week, more than 140 immigrants detained in the Northwest Detention Center (NWDC) have concluded their hunger strike in protest of inedible food, often served at irregular hours. The action marked the 20th hunger strike in the Tacoma facility…

Pop Loser: Courtney Love Update, New Shabazz Palaces Single, a Blood Brother Returns as Evil Island

Published: August 19, 2026 18:00

Welcome back to Pop Loser. I’m Dave Segal and I’ll be filling in for Audrey Vann over the next three weeks. Not gonna lie: I generally don’t mess with pop music, but I am familiar with losing. So, the content of this column may hit a little differently…

Slog AM: Trump Declares Oman and Iran’s Strait of Hormuz is Ours, Mariners Humiliated Before Tens of Thousands, Washington Judge Rules Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Happiness Now Apply to Data Center Power Lines

Published: August 19, 2026 16:30

Conservative KIRO News Radio is now concerned about a report by Washington Health Benefit Exchange that ā€œshowed 66,000 people in Washington dropped their Affordable Care Act (ACA).ā€ That’s close to a 25% drop. Since Trump took office, around 100,000 people…

Mildred’s Death Day

Published: August 18, 2026 18:12

On December 9, 2019, my grandma—wearing her favorite dress, with her hair set and makeup applied—sat in her favorite recliner, surrounded by family at home, and raised a glass of strawberry daiquiri for a toast. We all yelled ā€œkanpai!ā€ She thanked us, and…

The Bends

Published: August 18, 2026 17:22

I’m going throughĀ a really difficult time, and I could really use some perspective. I’m a gay 47-year-old man with a husband of 25+ years. We have two young children in the house. My husband and I are monogamish, and our relationship is okay. Not great,…

Slog AM: Diesel Hits Record High, the Polls Are Lying to You, but the Alchemists Are Not, and a Canadian University Will Cut Some, but Not All, Financial Ties to Hitler

Published: August 18, 2026 16:30

Seattle’s rich people fucked themselves over for decades, and now you have to pay for it: With city funding, a number of Seattle’s wealthier white communities buried their power lines under the sidewalk decades ago so they could look more like the suburbs.…

Trump Killed the Truth, the Left Must Now Bury It

Published: August 17, 2026 19:00

Let’s begin with this question: Why is the social media platform that’s so obviously filled with lies called ā€œTruth Socialā€? And the top name attached to this platform, Trump, presently runs an administration that lies continuously. Think of Karoline…

The Best Thing I Saw This Week: Toppled Ice

Published: August 17, 2026 17:35

Amid the recent spate of art fairs and summer exhibitions, a few things have firmly taken root in my mind. One of those is Recollections, the third annual summer showcase of members’ work at Actualize AiR. Curated by Shannon Hobbs, the exhibit is loosely…

Rasheena Fountain

Published: August 17, 2026 17:00

Environmentalist movements have a polluted history of excluding Black and Indigenous narratives. Rasheena Fountain’s work debunks myth and misconception to honor the full story. Fountain is a polymath of the arts who has centered creativity in her…

Slog AM: A Walking, Talking Drain on Worker Power, To Make Peace, President Threatens War, Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36

Published: August 17, 2026 16:55

GEO Group, the transparent owner of the Northwest ICE ProcessingĀ  Center in Tacoma, said it’ll soon talk to the feds about selling them a few of their privately owned prisons for immigrants. It is unclear if those negotiations include the Northwest ICE…

The Ballot Initiative to Ban Trans Girls from Sports in Washington Will Threaten All Women and Girls

Published: August 14, 2026 20:55

On the last day of Pride month, the US Supreme Court upheld state laws in 27 states banning trans girls from participating in youth sports.Ā  That means that, under the US Constitution and Title IX, these states are allowed to discriminate against trans…

Saving Little Saigon

Published: August 14, 2026 17:00

I actually came for a food story, for the chicken. It’s the only dish they serve at the Boat in Seattle’s Little Saigon. But before I could even order, I was greeted by the owner, Yenvy Pham, and promptly whisked out onto the street with a new mission:…

Slog AM: Luigi Pleads Guilty, DHS Spied on Anti-ICE Protester Groups, West Seattle Light Rail Will Open When You Are Nine Years Closer to the Grave

Published: August 14, 2026 16:30

Guilty: Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges and admitted to killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside a Midtown hotel in 2024: ā€œI shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan,ā€ he said in federal court Friday. ā€œI understood that my…