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White House scrambles to remember which foreign oligarch Trump sold U.S. Air Traffic control system to
Published: November 14, 2026 15:52
WASHINGTON D.C. â With the entire U.S. air travel network still in chaos following a shut down of the countryâs airspace for several hours, White House staff are frantically trying to prod President Trump to remember which Saudi prince or foreign dictatorâŠ
Experts warn Microsoft outage might not be long enough
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/11/experts-warn-microsoft-outage-might-not-be-long-enough/
Published: November 13, 2026 14:08
SAN FRANCISCO â With a global Microsoft outage stretching into its second day, researchers at the Digital Work Studies Institute are warning that only two days of reprieve from Outlook and Teams may not be enough time to heal the worldâs office workers.âŠ
Five war crimes Pete Hegseth plans to commit in celebration of not being impeached
Published: November 11, 2026 23:52
Shut the fuck up and listen, you pansy-ass Democrats. Last night you all tried to impeach me, Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War and Anti-Woke Crusader, for âwar crimes,â âfollowing illegal orders,â and âbeing incredibly bad at my job.â Well, you cuck losersâŠ
Carney ban on Russian World Juniors players wreaks havoc on Heated Rivalry season 2 storylines
Published: November 10, 2026 22:04
OTTAWA â Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced that Canada will follow suit with European countries by barring Russia from this yearâs World Juniors, showing solidarity with Ukraine, but seriously jeopardizing potential inspirations for future HeatedâŠ
Hellebuyck wonât play in Jets game citing ânote from his Mommyâ
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/11/hellebuyck-wont-play-in-jets-game-citing-note-from-his-mommy/
Published: November 10, 2026 16:46
Winnipeg, MB â New Jersey Devils goalie Connor Hellebuyck will not face his former team, the Winnipeg Jets, when they play Tuesday night at the Canada Life Centre. According to Hellebuyck, he was âreally, really looking forwardâ to playing his oldâŠ
Stephen Miller pivots to Chief of Staff role after police begin connecting dots on local stranglings
Published: November 9, 2026 22:40
WASHINGTON D.C. â Longtime Trump advisor Stephen Miller is moving portfolios to become White House Chief of Staff, largely because Arlington police have begun linking a series of unsolved stranglings involving college-aged women. âAs Mr. Trumpâs Chief ofâŠ
OP-ED â Canada must invest in AI now, before we miss our chance to lose all our money in the bubble crash, by Mark Carney
Published: November 9, 2026 16:27
by Prime Minister Mark Carney My fellow Canadians, artificial intelligence (AI) is the next great technological transformation, and the time to go all in is now. That is why I am announcing the Government of Canadaâs commitment to making an equityâŠ
Mid-tier Japanese pop star surprised to learn she is âbig in Canadaâ
Published: November 8, 2026 23:30
TOKYO â 23-year-old J-pop artist Ito Koharu was recently surprised to learn that her debut album ăăăăŒă»ăă«ăŻă»ăăčă»ăăč (HAPPY MILK KISS KISS) has debuted at #1 on Canadian charts, despite a lukewarm reception in her native Japan. âI am so grateful to all my newâŠ
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production by just waiting for them all to catch fire
Published: November 7, 2026 18:31
AUSTIN, TX â EV manufacturer Tesla has announced they will phase out production of the poorly-selling Cybertruck by waiting for each of the unsold models to spontaneously burst into flames, likely by mid-2027. The Cybertruck, a pet project of Tesla CEOâŠ
Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer say now is not the time to punish convicted rapist Russell Brand
Published: November 5, 2026 23:48
WASHINGTON D.C. â In a joint statement, U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and current U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made clear their position that just-convicted rapist Russell Brand should not face jail time or any other tangibleâŠ