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Alberta Separatists confident of victory due to “Canadians’ overwhelming love for USA and Trump”
Published: October 19, 2026 13:31
CALGARY – Despite Alberta separatism polling at under 30%, separatist organizers are confident they have read the electorate correctly, pointing to “the current record-high levels of Canadian support for our MAGA neighbours to the South”. As Albertans head…
AI coworker put on 90-day Performance Improvement Plan
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/ai-coworker-put-on-90-day-performance-improvement-plan/
Published: October 18, 2026 23:16
TORONTO – HubRate Insurance confirmed that Agentic Representative Chad, its first AI agent, who was hired to revolutionize throughput and eliminate bottlenecks, has been formally placed on a 90-day Performance Improvement Plan. The 14 page PIP document…
Trump, Musk clash over who deserves more credit for betraying Ukraine
Published: October 17, 2026 15:22
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Donald Trump and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk are reportedly feuding once again as each demands full accolades for giving the order to throttle Starlink usage for Ukrainian forces as they fight to repel Russian invaders. “No one could…
New study shows link between cars and traffic
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/new-study-shows-link-between-cars-and-traffic/
Published: October 16, 2026 22:29
OXFORD, UK – A new study from the International School of Roads has reportedly uncovered the root cause of traffic on roads and major highways worldwide: four-wheeled vehicles known as “cars.” The findings from this groundbreaking study came after Dr. Reid…
7 most shocking revelations from Chrystia Freeland’s Unreliable Boyfriend
Published: October 16, 2026 15:09
TORONTO – With the publication of Unreliable Boyfriend, Chrystia Freeland’s account of her years in former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s cabinet, the former Finance Minister has revealed a side to the former prime minister that most Canadians would look…
Report: video of Quebecois kid singing still delightful on 78th viewing
Published: October 16, 2026 13:33
“Like any great work of art, there are details you only pick up on after repeated viewings.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump’s betrayal of Ukraine, a possible live streamed firing squad and Carney…
Ambassador Hoekstra warns Canadians not to meddle in midterms but also to accept blame for costing Republicans the midterms
Published: October 15, 2026 18:16
OTTAWA – U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra says American officials are warning Canadians not to interfere in the upcoming U.S. midterm elections, while also ordering them to prepare to accept the brunt of Republicans’ blame after the lose both the…
Carney calls on world to invest in one of Canada’s 6 companies
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/carney-calls-on-world-to-invest-in-one-of-canadas-6-companies/
Published: October 14, 2026 18:39
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney is continuing to beat the drum on international investment, calling on business leaders and countries from around the world to invest in one of Canada’s six companies. “Canada has a thriving economy and highly…
Elon Musk, two racist uncles, left to do all Alberta Separatist posting after Russian bot farm goes offline
Published: October 13, 2026 16:40
CALGARY – In the wake of Ukraine’s successful drone strikes on Russia’s Yandex data centres, which have allegedly caused bot activity to plummet across the web, the entirety of pro-Alberta Separation posting is now being handled by Elon Musk and a pair of…
Trump demands all Americans chip in $20 to send to Russia
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/trump-demands-all-americans-chip-in-20-to-send-to-russia/
Published: October 11, 2026 18:02
CLARKSVILLE, TN – During a midterm campaign rally, U.S. President Donald Trump thrilled his supporters by ordering them, as well as every other American, to personally mail $20 to Russian President Vladimir Putin to fund his invasion of Ukraine. “Look, I’m…
Doug Ford vows to protect Ontario’s vulnerable crony industry
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/doug-ford-vows-to-protect-ontarios-vulnerable-crony-industry/
Published: October 10, 2026 15:51
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario Premier Doug Ford has promised that despite the ongoing economic uncertainty in the province, which he constantly exacerbates by responding to US President Donald Trump’s barbs, he will work hard to protect jobs in the province’s…