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Sucker accepts Chinese dictator’s word for it
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/24/sucker-accepts-chinese-dictators-word-for-it/
Published: July 24, 2026 15:39
“President Xi, at our recent meeting in Beijing, China, told me that he would not, under any circumstances, give or sell Weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran – And that statement included Chinese Companies. Considering our relationship, I take him at…
Closeted Russian asset thrills to Limey immigrant’s AI slop ad
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/24/closeted-russian-asset-thrills-to-limey-immigrants-ai-slop-ad/
Published: July 24, 2026 14:37
Steve Hilton just dropped a BANGER Campaign Ad Defeating the California Democrat Machine. So good. Absolute cinema 🔥 pic.twitter.com/hQLClEOUAX — Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 24, 2026 The post Closeted Russian asset thrills to Limey immigrant’s AI…
BREAKING: Anonymous Republican calls Trump weak, impotent
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/24/breaking-anonymous-republican-calls-trump-weak-impotent/
Published: July 24, 2026 12:51
🚨🚨🚨 HOLY SHIT 🚨🚨🚨 WOW! 🚨🚨🚨 Commenting on Supreme White House Information Minister Karoline Leavitt’s Thursday statement that convicted felon President Trump’s “patience is running out” with Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s inability to get 50 votes to…
War taking “personal toll” on Trump and his top minions: WSJ
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/24/war-taking-personal-toll-on-trump-and-his-top-minions-wsj/
Published: July 24, 2026 10:19
Convicted felon President Trump’s feckless war against Iran has “taken a personal toll on” the fat bastard and some of his top minions, the Wall Street Journal reports, adding that “some top aides have been advised by intelligence agencies that the…
Fox News reports Riley Gaines reacts to columnist Nancy Armour’s reaction to hard fouls on Caitlin Clark and holy fuck this is so dumb
Published: July 24, 2026 03:37
Riley Gaines is ripping a USA Today column about Caitlin Clark, calling it "insane" and "defamatory." Gaines blasted columnist Nancy Armour for comparing Clark's fan base to the 1955 lynching of Emmett Till, saying there is "zero credibility" behind the…
Regime pussies out of NYT subpoenas
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/regime-pussies-out-of-nyt-subpoenas/
Published: July 23, 2026 19:27
Convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Thursday withdrew their subpoenas to New York Times reporters who had printed a story about the fat slob’s Qatar Force One 747 having security flaws – itself obvious enough from the plane switch to the real Air…
Villager’s paid Tinder date with “sugar baby” started well enough…
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/villagers-paid-tinder-date-with-sugar-baby-started-well-enough/
Published: July 23, 2026 17:51
Let’s just get the political part out of the way first: There is no political part. Of course being the Villages all suspects are presumed MAGA until proven innocent, but this David Allen O’Brien character is just a slippery bastard with no discernible…
Karoline Kraziness: Watch Live
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/karoline-kraziness-watch-live/
Published: July 23, 2026 15:35
The post Karoline Kraziness: Watch Live appeared first on National Zero.
“Massive attack… Bigger than ever… Close to making a decision”
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/massive-attack-bigger-than-ever-close-to-making-a-decision/
Published: July 23, 2026 15:27
Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday told Axios in an “exclusive” that he’s “considering a massive attack. Bigger than ever before. I am close to making a decision. We are all set for it…” they “want to negotiate” but “they haven’t received enough…
Klan-brained hayseed says driver’s licenses not enough anymore
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/klan-brained-hayseed-says-drivers-licenses-not-enough-anymore/
Published: July 23, 2026 13:37
What this dipshit Mike Collins omits from his low-energy tirade citing the New Jersey DMV voter registration shitshow as making it “clear that even using a state driver’s license for voter ID has been compromised” is that New Jersey doesn’t actually…
Orange Grandpa not mad, just disappointed with Iran
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/orange-grandpa-not-mad-just-disappointed-with-iran/
Published: July 23, 2026 12:31
“A year ago the United States of America attacked, very powerfully, the Houthis, for their interference with commerce and trade, by shooting at ships. Since that time, and during our conflict with Iran, they have acted very responsibly. Unfortunately, now…
Emerson poll finds Dems up by 11 on congressional ballot
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/emerson-poll-finds-dems-up-by-11-on-congressional-ballot/
Published: July 23, 2026 10:59
“A new Emerson College Polling survey of likely 2026 voters finds the Democrats with an 11-point advantage over the Republicans on the generic congressional ballot, leading 53 percent to 42 percent. President Trump holds a 39 percent job approval rating,…
“Justice at last???”
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/justice-at-last/
Published: July 23, 2026 09:59
The headline above is the entirety of convicted felon President Trump’s own comment Thursday morning whilst sharing on Truth Social a John Solomon article about spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s Wednesday night criminal referral of former Justice…
Houthis hit two Saudi oil tankers
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/23/houthis-hit-two-saudi-oil-tankers/
Published: July 23, 2026 08:51
Expanding the mess that convicted felon President Trump created, Yemen-based Iranian proxy scumbags the Houthis attacked two Saudi oil tankers in the Red Sea on Thursday, the AP reports. The post Houthis hit two Saudi oil tankers appeared first on National…
Who the hell wrote this “voter ID because Olive Garden” meme?
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/who-the-hell-wrote-this-voter-id-because-olive-garden-meme/
Published: July 23, 2026 01:19
Good God this is stupid… Jackass Steve Scalise didn’t even remember the full line, saying “For God’s sake – you can’t get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?” when he forgot the “pasta pass” part of…
Dems 53 – GOP 46 on generic ballot: Fox News poll
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/dems-53-gop-46-on-generic-ballot-fox-news-poll/
Published: July 22, 2026 23:37
A new Fox News national survey finds Democrats leading Republicans 53 to 46 percent on the generic congressional ballot ahead of November’s midterms, a delta just one point shy of the 48 to 40 percent lead Dems held in July 2018 and a finding that Fox…
MAGA West Virginia delegate charged with enticing 15 year-old girl
Published: July 22, 2026 22:37
Republican West Virginia state House Assistant Majority Leader Elliot Pritt was hit Wednesday with a federal criminal complaint charging him with enticing a minor after an investigation found that he communicated with a girl through Roblox and Snapchat,…
WATCH LIVE: The Great Leader addresses his most loyal citizenry
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/watch-live-the-great-leader-addresses-his-most-loyal-citizenry/
Published: July 22, 2026 18:59
The post WATCH LIVE: The Great Leader addresses his most loyal citizenry appeared first on National Zero.
Tom Cotton warns Mamdani moving ICC window to Trump Regime
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/tom-cotton-warns-mamdani-moving-icc-window-to-trump-regime/
Published: July 22, 2026 16:37
In a clip posted Wednesday by clip guy Aaron Rupar too short to rip and paste in here, Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton on Wednesday told Fox News that the International Criminal Court is “a kangaroo court, but ultimately, it’s not about Prime Minster Netanyahu…
Hitler’s birthplace turned into police station to deter “tourists”
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/hitlers-birthplace-turned-into-police-station-to-deter-tourists/
Published: July 22, 2026 15:33
Presiding over a not-very-modest ribbon-cutting ceremony in the town of Braunau am Inn on Wednesday, Austrian Interior Minister Gerhard Karner on Wednesday hailed the opening of a new federal police station in an old building, one chosen specifically…
Dead soldiers said Iran can never have a nuke: Trump
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/dead-soldiers-said-iran-can-never-have-a-nuke-trump/
Published: July 22, 2026 13:59
The post Dead soldiers said Iran can never have a nuke: Trump appeared first on National Zero.
Orange Pharaoh really super extra serious about bombing Iran now
Published: July 22, 2026 12:59
“From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT, including…
Epstein pal found Epsteined
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/22/epstein-pal-found-epsteined/
Published: July 22, 2026 11:59
Modeling scout Daniel Siad, who was under criminal investigation by French prosecutors in connection to his prolific recruitment of victims for convicted felon President Trump’s former best friend Jeffrey Epstein, was found Epsteined in his home near Paris…
Fox News reports communists irresponsible, made poor life choices
Published: July 22, 2026 11:39
DEGREES AND DOLLARS: The DSA is seeing success with highly educated college graduates who aren't making very much money. @ByronYork breaks down a new analysis of the Democratic Socialists of America, revealing how high education and low income define the…
World Bank egghead says Iran war restart threatens global growth
Published: July 22, 2026 10:39
Outgoing World Bank chief economist Indermit Gill tells Reuters the current full-blown restart of convicted felon President Trump’s feckless war against Iran could increase inflation and with it interest rates, knocking global growth back to as low as 1.3…
Mamdani backs down on Netanyahu arrest
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/mamdani-backs-down-on-netanyahu-arrest/
Published: July 22, 2026 01:27
Posting a video announcing that a review determined that the City of New York does not have legal authority to execute an International Criminal Court arrest warrant, Mayor Zohran Mamdani on Tuesday brought it around to the obvious conclusion of said…
President consoles families of soldiers killed by Iran
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/president-consoles-families-of-soldiers-killed-by-iran/
Published: July 21, 2026 20:07
“Afghanistan War: 20 years, 2,000 DEAD. Iraq War: 9 years, 4,600 DEAD. Vietnam War: 19 years and 5 months, 58,220 DEAD. Korean War: 3 years and 1 month, 36,574 DEAD. Venezuela War: 1 day, 0 DEAD. Iran Military Conflict: 4 months, 18 DEAD,” the President of…
Cory Mills somehow under federal criminal investigation
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/cory-mills-somehow-under-federal-criminal-investigation/
Published: July 21, 2026 19:37
Sources in the Justice Department tell MS Now that notorious piece of shit Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills is under federal criminal investigation for something about Mills’s finances and misconduct. It’s vague and the actual supposed crimes are less…
Hegseth wakes up early enough for 2:30 PM hearing: Live video
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/hegseth-wakes-up-early-enough-for-230-pm-hearing-live-video/
Published: July 21, 2026 18:29
The post Hegseth wakes up early enough for 2:30 PM hearing: Live video appeared first on National Zero.
Mikie Sherrill confirms the MAGAverse’s priors on noncitizen voting
Published: July 21, 2026 16:37
“Last week I learned that a serious software error in New Jersey’s Motor Vehicle System led to the registration of roughly 6,600 people who indicated that they were not US citizens between June 2023 and June 2024, almost three years prior to my taking…
Qatar Force One to continue flying the domestic skies
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/qatar-force-one-to-continue-flying-the-domestic-skies/
Published: July 21, 2026 15:31
Convicted felon President Trump will continue flying on his Qatar Force One luxury 747 domestically while still being too chickenshit to take it anywhere overseas, CNN reports. Speaking of the fat bastard, here he is saying dumb shit in the Oval Office:…
WATCH LIVE: Quacks announce Medicaid/Medicare “crackdown”
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/watch-live-quacks-announce-medicaid-medicare-crackdown/
Published: July 21, 2026 14:29
You can watch these other right wing assclowns while waiting for Oz and Brainworms to start: The post WATCH LIVE: Quacks announce Medicaid/Medicare “crackdown” appeared first on National Zero.
Gulf Coast under tropical storm warning from Bertha
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/gulf-coast-under-tropical-storm-warning-from-bertha/
Published: July 21, 2026 13:59
“At 700 AM CDT (1200 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Bertha was located near latitude 28.8 North, longitude 86.2 West. Bertha is moving toward the northwest near 5 mph. A slow northwestward to west-northwestward motion is expected today followed by a…
Old Man posts 2006 Fox News talking point on internet
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/old-man-posts-2006-fox-news-talking-point-on-internet/
Published: July 21, 2026 12:57
“Rich people and Companies are pouring out of Dumocrat run Blue States at levels never seen before! If this trend continues, these States will become the ‘Ghettos’ of the Future — No people, no money, no hope,” posted convicted felon President Trump, who…
Israeli intel says Iranian nuke centrifuges moved to secure bunker
Published: July 21, 2026 12:37
Sources, probably ones in Israeli intel who want convicted felon President Trump to continue bombing Iran so they don’t have to spend their own money, tell the Wall Street Journal that last fall they determined that the Iranians moved their nuclear…
White House political director expands policy initiative aimed at opportunities for gig economy workers to maintain their income
Published: July 21, 2026 10:59
Update: the rule also applies if I have to ask you to turn your loud, niche music down. https://t.co/zEg40uPwcm — James Blair (@JamesBlairUSA) July 21, 2026 The post White House political director expands policy initiative aimed at opportunities for gig…
Air France suspends flights to Saudi Arabia, UAE
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/air-france-suspends-flights-to-saudi-arabia-uae/
Published: July 21, 2026 09:59
“Air France is monitoring the situation in the Near and Middle East in real time. Due to the security situation in the region and restrictions that may affect certain airspaces, the airline is forced to extend the suspension of its flights to/from Beirut,…
Iranians hit another tanker in Hormuz amid more US airstrikes
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/21/iranians-hit-another-tanker-in-hormuz-amid-more-us-airstrikes/
Published: July 21, 2026 08:51
Iranian missiles hit another tanker in the Strait of Hormuz on Tuesday, forcing the crew to evacuate and naturally undermining convicted felon President Trump’s claims that the key waterway is open to commercial traffic, the AP reports, adding that the…
Court ices Regime subpoenas to NYT reporters
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/court-ices-regime-subpoenas-to-nyt-reporters/
Published: July 20, 2026 21:57
An SDNY federal judge on Monday froze the Trump Reich’s subpoenas of the phone records of the New York Times reporters who had angered the Orange Fuhrer mightily by printing a story about his Qatar Force One plane’s security vulnerabilities on his way back…
Orange God Emperor imposes 50 percent tariff on Canada imports
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/orange-god-emperor-imposes-50-percent-tariff-on-canada-imports/
Published: July 20, 2026 21:24
Convicted felon President Trump on Monday imposed a 50 percent tax on Canadian manufactured goods like electrical and machine parts, CNN reports citing documents signed by the fat fuck. The post Orange God Emperor imposes 50 percent tariff on Canada…
Deeply unhinged woman pre-loses South Carolina Senate race
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/deeply-unhinged-woman-pre-loses-south-carolina-senate-race/
Published: July 20, 2026 20:19
Crazy Nancy Mace on Monday announced that, in light of current South Carolina Senator Darlene Graham’s announcement that she will run for a full six year term in her late brother’s seat – as well as Congressmen Ralph Norman and Russell Fry, Mace will…
Federal court pauses Paramount-Warner MAGAmerger
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/federal-court-pauses-paramount-warner-magamerger/
Published: July 20, 2026 17:09
California District Judge Araceli Martinez-Olguin on Monday temporarily halted Trump minions Larry and David Ellison’s acquisition of Warner Bros-Discovery, CNBC reports, scoring a victory of the coalition of state attorneys general fighting the…
Trump announces new death trade policy toward Iran
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/trump-announces-new-death-trade-policy-toward-iran/
Published: July 20, 2026 16:47
“Every time Iran kills an American Soldier they will pay for that killing many times over! This directive has been passed on to Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Daniel Caine, and every Leader in the Military,” posted…
National average gas price over $4 a gallon again
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/national-average-gas-price-over-4-a-gallon-again/
Published: July 20, 2026 13:59
America’s gasoline industry is WINNING again! The New York Post reports the national average price per gallon of regular topped $4 again on Monday after a few months of being marginally cheaper. For those keeping score at home that’s 88 cents higher than…
Bald incel edges closer to outright blasphemy
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/bald-incel-edges-closer-to-outright-blasphemy/
Published: July 20, 2026 12:57
He is Correct Trump is pretending like he wants SAVE passed but is taking no political action against those that are obstructing him https://t.co/39vukgBMXm — Tim Pool (@Timcast) July 20, 2026 The post Bald incel edges closer to outright blasphemy appeared…
King Charles appoints Andy Burnham to UK Premiership
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/king-charles-appoints-andy-burnham-to-uk-premiership/
Published: July 20, 2026 11:25
Labour MP Andy Burnham on Monday became the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom as King Charles met with him and officially greenlit his plan to form a new government, Sky News reports. The post King Charles appoints Andy Burnham to UK Premiership…
They don’t love the meat in their mouths
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/they-dont-love-the-meat-in-their-mouths/
Published: July 20, 2026 10:57
Scott Sims, owner of food truck Smash Daddy’s Burgers, Fries, Etc, tells the Indiana Capital Chronicle his mobile establishment has been banned from the statehouse’s weekly market for having the temerity to bear the the words “You’ll love our meat in your…
Breitbart reports socialist clown also a grave threat to dictator
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/20/breitbart-reports/
Published: July 20, 2026 09:59
Clown. https://t.co/CFwr4NqWN3 — Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) July 20, 2026 The post Breitbart reports socialist clown also a grave threat to dictator appeared first on National Zero.
Crowd viciously boos Trump during World Cup victory ceremony
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/19/crowd-viciously-boos-trump-during-world-cup-victory-ceremony/
Published: July 19, 2026 22:31
Convicted felon President Trump’s presence on the field at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium on Sunday was one of massive boos and jeers from the crowd who just witnessed Spain’s 1-0 win over Argentina. Makes sense as the Argentina fans would have already left…
CENTCOM raises weekend death toll to four US troops
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/19/centcom-raises-weekend-death-toll-to-four-us-troops/
Published: July 19, 2026 19:25
“Yesterday, US Central Command (CENTCOM) announced the passing of two US service members and the missing status of one in Jordan following an Iranian attack on July 17. After a thorough search, US military personnel found unidentified remains at the…
Irn-Bru-colored moron claims Scots dancing in the streets
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/19/irn-bru-colored-moron-claims-scots-dancing-in-the-streets/
Published: July 19, 2026 14:07
“The People of Aberdeen, in Scotland, are dancing in the streets because the new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, has stated that he will be opening up, all the way, the invaluable North Sea Oil! It is one of the Greatest Sources of quality Oil on Earth, has…
Fox News reports Olive Garden can do it, so why can’t America
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/19/fox-news-reports-olive-garden-can-do-it-so-why-cant-america/
Published: July 19, 2026 11:39
Olive Garden's Never-Ending Pasta Pass sparked an unlikely political firestorm after conservatives applauded the restaurant's photo ID requirement, arguing that the policy is stricter than voting laws in some Democrat-led states. Olive Garden's…
Tate Bros arrested in Miami on UK arrest warrant
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/18/tate-bros-arrested-in-miami-on-uk-arrest-warrant/
Published: July 19, 2026 00:07
“The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to bring further charges against brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate in relation to four further victims. The CPS has decided to prosecute Andrew Tate, 39, with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging…
Iranian strikes kill at least two US service members in Jordan
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/18/iranian-strikes-kill-at-least-two-us-service-members-in-jordan/
Published: July 18, 2026 17:29
In a tweet posted Saturday, CENTCOM announced that “On July 17, two US service members in Jordan were killed in action as US Central Command (CENTCOM) and partner forces defended against Iranian ballistic missile and drone attacks. Additionally, one…
Voter data Trump says China acquired is mostly publicly available
Published: July 18, 2026 13:51
Convicted felon President Trump’s claim in his Thursday night rant that China accessed over 220 million voter files may or may not be true. If it is, it did not require a whole lot of work on their part to get as CBS News reports that in 20 states plus DC…
Canadian outlet omits origin of smoke
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/17/canadian-outlet-omits-origin-of-smoke/
Published: July 17, 2026 19:45
Uncertainty clouds the forecast on whether wildfire smoke will affect the World Cup final https://t.co/snYfATTdeT — CTV News (@CTVNews) July 17, 2026 Convicted felon President Trump was, uncharacteristically, actually informed enough to post “We are…
President flexes level of commitment to lowering costs for voters
Published: July 17, 2026 13:51
“The Reflecting Pool, so badly damaged by Deranged Vandals, has been emptied as the massive slash gets repaired. We got it through the great July 4th Weekend. What kind of animals would do such a thing? We are looking for a Vandal Proof material, but such…
US hits Iranian bridge, seaport tower
https://nationalzero.com/2026/07/17/us-hits-iranian-bridge-seaport-tower/
Published: July 17, 2026 11:53
American airstrikes have destroyed a bridge and a tower at a key port in Iran during action early Friday, the AP reports on attacks getting closer to convicted felon President Trump’s long-held threat of crossing the line into obliterating civilian…