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WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

Published: June 12, 2026 17:19

The work on assembling the scaffolding required for this crew to reach the letters they’re about to remove was already halfway done at 12:53 PM EDT on Friday when DC federal Judge Chris Cooper issued his order rejecting the Regime’s last-minute bid for a…

Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

Published: June 12, 2026 17:17

DC federal Judge Amit Mehta – a nerd who eats low double digits of protein a day – decided he didn’t want to get his butt kicked in the appellate octagon so he tapped out of blocking President Trump’s birthday battle royale on the White House lawn. LFG!…

Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

Published: June 12, 2026 15:01

ELECTION INTERFERENCE! Some fascist communist Republican election official in Alaska on Friday ruled Dan Sullivan is ineligible to run for Senate in November, because she’s totally in the tank for incumbent pussy-ass bitch Republican MAGA Senator Dan…

“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

Published: June 12, 2026 11:59

Shahram Mokhtari and Arthur Shi, corporate repair tech leads for global franchise chain shop iFixit performed a necropsy of a $500 Trump T1 phone and have thus conclusively identified exactly which cheap piece of shit Chinese budget Android model the T1 is…

Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

Published: June 12, 2026 08:51

We have the votes to pass it. The fact that we don’t (yet) have the votes for cloture doesn’t mean we couldn’t and wouldn’t get there if we resolved to keep debating it until it passes. — Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) June 12, 2026 The post Mediocre white guys…

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

Published: June 11, 2026 22:57

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week” CNN reported earlier on Thursday in an article that could have been about anything because the fat bastard is always furious about everything and stopped having fun a long time ago, even inside of his…

Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

Published: June 11, 2026 20:39

“Plaintiffs ActBlue LLC, ActBlue Civics Inc, ATS Inc, and ActBlue Charities Inc (collectively, ActBlue) bring this action against Warren Kenneth Paxton Jr, in his official capacity as Attorney General of the State of Texas, based on his initiation of an…

Fannie Man already pushed aside at DNI

Published: June 11, 2026 18:07

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday announced his nomination of MAGA scumbag SDNY US Attorney Jay Clayton to replace Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence, apparently pushing aside short little bastard Bill “Fannie Man” Pulte from…

TACO post drops like clockwork

Published: June 11, 2026 17:31

“Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran…

Apex of masculine dominance falsely advertised as dancing during “tele-rally” in which he will only address audience via speakerphone

Published: June 11, 2026 16:25

President @realDonaldTrump is joining us for a special Tel-e-Rally tonight at 5:30 PM CT! 🇺🇸 You may receive a call directly on your phone to join the event, or you can dial in at 833-746-0072. Don't miss this opportunity to hear from President Trump and…

Jaydee to join The View next week

Published: June 11, 2026 15:27

Lol. Per The Hollywood Reporter, which links the booking to FCC incel Brendan Carr’s jihad against Mediaite’s favorite show, neckbearded Vice President JD Vance will sit on ABC’s The View for what will no doubt be a less-than-softball appearance in front…

Wholesale inflation beats expectations

Published: June 11, 2026 12:59

“The Producer Price Index for final demand rose 1.1 percent in May, seasonally adjusted, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Final demand prices advanced 1.1 percent in April and 0.7 percent in March. On an unadjusted basis, the index for…

Dems 50 – GOP 40 on generic ballot: Emerson poll

Published: June 11, 2026 11:51

“A new Emerson College Polling national survey finds President Donald Trump holds a 39 percent job approval rating, while 55 percent disapprove of the job the president is doing. On the 2026 midterm generic ballot, the Democratic candidate holds a 10-point…

US resumes bombing Iran

Published: June 10, 2026 21:51

American projectiles hit multiple targets across Iran early Thursday local time, in what Fox News’s Jennifer Griffin (the normal woman who’s an actual journalist) reports is a “feeling is that another night of air strikes may bring the Iranians back to the…

Spartan should have gone to the hospital

Published: June 10, 2026 15:39

National Zero founder and current lone editor Spartan should probably have gone to the hospital on Tuesday due to the sudden onset of some kind of really bad infection, but because his wife is in Miami on business he decided against it, instead curling up…

Bear season again in Japan

Published: June 9, 2026 09:59

Another bear season is underway in Japan, by which means that bears are wreaking havoc and threatening to attack people – sometimes fatally – again this year, Reuters reports. The post Bear season again in Japan appeared first on National Zero.

Federal judge nukes Regime’s $100,000 H1-B fee

Published: June 8, 2026 18:09

“On September 19, 2025, President Trump signed a Proclamation instituting a $100,000 payment requirement for employers submitting petitions for new H-1B visas. Plaintiffs are twenty states that have sued various executive departments and officials for…

Israelis ignore Trump, bomb Iran anyway

Published: June 8, 2026 01:31

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s forces attacked Iran on Sunday even after convicted felon President Trump supposedly called “Bibi” to order him to hold off, the IDF annnounced. The post Israelis ignore Trump, bomb Iran anyway appeared first on…

IDF intercepts Iranian missiles

Published: June 7, 2026 19:31

The World is on fire and spiraling out of control, we have no leadership, no one running the Country, we have a non-existent President in Donald Trump, and a completely absent Vice President, JD Vance, who is too busy shitposting on Twitter. No one is in…

“They will blow you up, there will be no Kristen, there will be no NBC, there will be no Meet The Press, you will end the Meet The Press”

Published: June 7, 2026 14:57

Let there be no further questions about Donald Trump’s electoral legitimacy as President of the United States – and not in terms of whether or not he won the 2016 or 2024 elections. He won them fair and square electorally, emphasizing electorally because…