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Taking Drugs, Breaking Law OK if Youâre White, One Nation Confirms
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/09/09/taking-drugs-breaking-law-ok-if-youre-white-one-nation-confirms/
Published: September 8, 2026 22:44
âForeign people taking drugs is a failure of multiculturalism. Warren taking drugs is a complex personal journey" The post Taking Drugs, Breaking Law OK if Youâre White, One Nation Confirms appeared first on The Shovel.
âWhat Could Possibly Go Wrong?â Germans Ask After Voting in Far-Right Party
Published: September 7, 2026 23:38
âLiterally, whatâs the worst that could happen?â The post âWhat Could Possibly Go Wrong?â Germans Ask After Voting in Far-Right Party appeared first on The Shovel.
âBoys These Days Have No Strong Male Leaders,â Says Male Leader Matt Canavan
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/09/02/boys-have-no-strong-male-leaders-says-male-leader-matt-canavan/
Published: September 2, 2026 06:48
Male leader Matt Canavan has chucked a hissy fit on live TV today, clutching his pearls and proclaiming that âboys these days have no strong male leadersâ. As the national debate turns toward how to stop immature men from blaming women for their problems,âŚ
âLake Americaâ Turns Green From Algae Immediately After Being Renamed by Trump
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/08/31/lake-america-turns-green-from-algae-renamed-by-trump/
Published: August 30, 2026 23:28
Onlookers said the lake now resembled a giant bowl of rancid guacamole, or a reflecting pool in a national capital. The post âLake Americaâ Turns Green From Algae Immediately After Being Renamed by Trump appeared first on The Shovel.
Canada Renames Lake Ontario âLake of Hormuzâ, Just To Fuck With Trump
Published: August 26, 2026 23:27
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney described it as a âcompletely unnecessary but extremely satisfyingâ response to US President Donald Trumpâs trade tantrum. The post Canada Renames Lake Ontario âLake of Hormuzâ, Just To Fuck With Trump appeared first onâŚ
Tim Winton Wonders Why Nobody at Book Week Is Dressed as a Youngster Living in an Isolated Coastal Town Struggling To Find Their Identity
Published: August 24, 2026 23:00
Tim Winton, the acclaimed Australian author and bane of secondary English students, has expressed disappointment in this yearâs turnout at a local Book Week parade after nobody dressed up as any of his characters. While journeying home from his morningâŚ
Harry & Meghan Release New Book, Podcast, Movie Franchise, in Desperate Bid For Privacy
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/08/24/prince-harry-releases-new-podcast-privacy/
Published: August 23, 2026 23:16
âWe just want to get onto our lives â which you can view on our new reality TV show starting next month" The post Harry & Meghan Release New Book, Podcast, Movie Franchise, in Desperate Bid For Privacy appeared first on The Shovel.
Todayâs Rating on the Gaza Genocide Concern Scale
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/08/20/todays-rating-on-the-gaza-genocide-concern-scale/
Published: August 20, 2026 02:29
The new rating reflects the Australian Government's feelings today after The Israeli Defence Force said it would not open a criminal investigation into its fatal strike on aid workers, including Australian Zomi Frankcom. The post Todayâs Rating on the GazaâŚ
Hanson Reveals Real Reason Sheâs Against Acknowledging Traditional Owners: âIâd Have To Mention Gina Before Every Speechâ
Published: August 19, 2026 05:04
Hanson argued that it is cumbersome to say âI acknowledge Gina Rinehart, the traditional owner of Pauline Hanson, and pay my respect to billionaire donors past, present and emergingâ before every official speech. The post Hanson Reveals Real Reason SheâsâŚ
Womenâs Shelter Accidentally Receives $2.5B After Government Misreads It As âSmelterâ
Published: August 16, 2026 23:32
The Government last week approved $2.5 billion in taxpayer funds to bail out the mining giantâs aluminium smelter near Newcastle. When the Government this week received an application from a womenâs shelter for $2,500 in assistance, there was a mix-up. TheâŚ