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Spread of Bird Flu Creates “Difficult Second Album” for Eastern Rosellas Kid
Published: July 24, 2026 03:20
The child sensation behind the viral hit song “Eastern Rosellas” has hit a creative slump, after the deadly H5 aviation flu strain wiped out many of the birds that inspire his songs. 7-year-old Miles Phillips was due to return to the studio this week to…
Domestic Violence Victim Follows Pauline’s Advice and Checks In to 5-Star Italian Resort
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/24/domestic-violence-victim-paulines-advice-5-star-italian-resort/
Published: July 23, 2026 23:36
A woman fleeing domestic violence has thanked Pauline Hanson for her practical advice this week, saying she now realised she had been approaching the problem all wrong. “I was thinking far too locally,” she explained from beside an infinity pool…
27 Women Killed by Partners This Year Reassured After Pauline Tells Victims “Don’t Put Up With It”
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/22/pauline-hanson-dv-victims-reassured-dont-put-up-with-it/
Published: July 22, 2026 07:12
Australia’s domestic violence crisis has been instantaneously solved after Pauline Hanson gave her sage advice to the 27 women allegedly killed by their partners in 2026 alone. Speaking on Brisbane radio, Hanson said she empathised with victims and gave…
Loud, Uncontrollable, Constantly Humping Animal Screams at Dog To Sit Down
Published: July 21, 2026 07:11
In an awkward moment last night during a live TV interview, a loud, uncontrollable, and constantly humping animal ferociously barked at his dog to sit down. Residents in Tamworth almost called animal control services last night when they heard what sounded…
Local Fuckwit Makes It All About Him
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/20/local-fuckwit-makes-it-all-about-him/
Published: July 20, 2026 01:05
An emotionally deficient, validation-obsessed, narcissistic arseclown has once again shown he is psychologically incapable of conceiving of a situation that does not revolve around himself. The post Local Fuckwit Makes It All About Him appeared first on…
“I’m Fighting for Ordinary Aussie Battlers,” Hanson Instructs Butler To Tell Media When Contacted Poolside at Italian Resort
Published: July 16, 2026 22:58
"Senator Hanson wishes to convey that not a moment goes by here on her sun lounger where she isn't furious about the struggles faced by everyday Australians," the butler reported back to media, before excusing himself to fetch a warmed towel. The post “I’m…
English Football Fans’ Tears To Be Used To Cool AI Data Centres
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/16/english-football-fans-tears-to-be-used-to-cool-ai-data-centres/
Published: July 16, 2026 05:25
The UK government has unveiled a bold new strategy to position the country as a global leader in artificial intelligence, using one of the country’s most abundant naturally occurring resources – the tears of English football fans. The post English Football…
Pauline Hanson Rebukes Criticism Her Party Is a One-Person Show in New Ep of the Pauline Hanson Cartoon Starring Pauline Hanson As Pauline Hanson
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/15/pauline-hanson-rebukes-criticism-one-nation-one-person-show/
Published: July 14, 2026 22:50
Pauline Hanson, leader of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation, has rejected claims that the party is a one-person show in a new episode of the Pauline Hanson cartoon starring Pauline Hanson as Pauline Hanson.  Following widespread slander that the party she named…
Trump Asks FIFA Boss To Overturn Iran War
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/14/trump-asks-fifa-boss-to-overturn-iran-war/
Published: July 14, 2026 08:09
War strategist Donald Trump has reached out to one of his most trusted intelligence agents, FIFA boss Gianni Infantino, to see if he can work his magic on the current situation re: Iran. With a stunning track record for denying reality and the rule of law,…
Trump’s 20% Toll Leaves Aussie Fuel Giants With No Choice But To Increase Profits By 300%
https://theshovel.com.au/2026/07/14/trumps-toll-forces-aussie-fuel-giants-to-increase-profits/
Published: July 14, 2026 07:37
As the United States’ completely necessary war on Iran returns from a brief recess, so too does the opportunity for Australia’s petrol giants to offer up the everyday driver as a sacrifice to their shareholders’ Q1 profit margins. With President Trump…