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Dutton Pledges To Create 2 Million New Referendum Proposals by 2030
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/31/dutton-pledges-to-create-2-million-new-referendum-proposals/
Published: March 31, 2025 03:54
Peter Dutton has made his first major announcement of the 2025 election, promising to put forward, and then walk back, at least two million hastily-developed proposals for nation-wide referendums within the next five years. The post Dutton Pledges To…
Five Weeks of This Shit
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/28/five-weeks-of-this-shit/
Published: March 27, 2025 21:17
“I’m not sure I’ve got it in me to give a shit. Just fast forward to the bit where I can get a sausage in bread" The post Five Weeks of This Shit appeared first on The Shovel.
Dutton Opens Budget Reply Speech: “Jim Chalmers Is Limp-Wristed and His Budget Is Gay”
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/27/dutton-opens-budget-reply-speech-budget-is-gay/
Published: March 27, 2025 10:06
Dutton said that cutting the excise on petrol was, on the other hand, strong and tough and manly. The post Dutton Opens Budget Reply Speech: “Jim Chalmers Is Limp-Wristed and His Budget Is Gay” appeared first on The Shovel.
Dead Salmon More Popular Than Dutton, Albanese, Polls Show
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/27/dead-salmon-more-popular-than-dutton-albanese-polls-show/
Published: March 27, 2025 00:11
“Sure, it doesn’t seem to have a pulse, or a coherent policy platform, but then neither does Peter Dutton. At least its position on energy policy is consistent”. The post Dead Salmon More Popular Than Dutton, Albanese, Polls Show appeared first on The…
Entire Coalition Policy Platform Accidentally Leaked on Signal Group Chat
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/27/entire-coalition-policy-platform-leaked-on-signal-group-chat/
Published: March 26, 2025 21:53
“Everything they've been thinking about and planning over the past three years is in there" The post Entire Coalition Policy Platform Accidentally Leaked on Signal Group Chat appeared first on The Shovel.
Family to Use $268 Tax Cut to Buy Block of Coles Cheese
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/26/family-to-use-268-tax-cut-to-buy-block-of-coles-cheese/
Published: March 25, 2025 22:54
“We’ve been saving up for a deposit on a 500g block for a few years now. But this should allow us to buy a 1kg block outright. We’re pinching ourselves" The post Family to Use $268 Tax Cut to Buy Block of Coles Cheese appeared first on The Shovel.
Rabbitohs Mascot Offered Liberal Party Leadership After Shoving Young Kid
Published: March 25, 2025 21:47
The mascot pushed a nine-year-old boy at rugby league game while pretending to be a rabbit, mirroring the time Scott Morrison pushed a seven-year-old boy at a soccer game while pretending to be a Prime Minister. The post Rabbitohs Mascot Offered Liberal…
Albo Tells Trump He Knows An Artist Who Paints Flattering Portraits of Billionaires
Published: March 25, 2025 03:40
Following Donald Trump's demands for a portrait of him in the Colorado State Capital building to be taken down because it was “unflattering”, the Australian PM has phoned to say he knows of just the artist to paint something better. The post Albo Tells…
Astronauts Beg To Be Sent Back to Space After Learning What’s Been Happening on Earth for Last 9 Months
https://theshovel.com.au/2025/03/20/astronauts-beg-to-be-sent-back-to-space/
Published: March 19, 2025 22:18
“I’d literally prefer to shit in a floating cup for another nine months than have to contend with this" The post Astronauts Beg To Be Sent Back to Space After Learning What’s Been Happening on Earth for Last 9 Months appeared first on The Shovel.
Trump, Vance Say Stranded Astronauts Must Say Thank You Before Being Rescued
Published: March 19, 2025 03:16
"You have allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. You don’t have the cards right now" The post Trump, Vance Say Stranded Astronauts Must Say Thank You Before Being Rescued appeared first on The Shovel.