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"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself. Crippled and crazy. Left the southeast for SoCal due to the rise of fascism. He/him
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Published: December 31, 2025 19:32
Ok so I ordered a nice leather cellphone holder for my saddle. USPS lost it, it hasn't moved since 13 December. I reported it lost, they told me it had been sent to the wrong ZIP code but would still arrive, which lol.
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Published: December 31, 2025 19:29
Had to come down here to Reno today for blood testing. Thought of @banditelli.org since I nearly ran off the road at the sight of a huge flock of snow geese in a hay field next to Honey Lake.
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Published: December 31, 2025 19:25
I just read this morning there are like 900 billionaires in the US. One of them needs to shake out his couch and give me money.
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Published: December 31, 2025 06:14
This fault near Susanville doing the absolute most to get Lassen County some publicity.
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Published: December 31, 2025 05:50
FUCKING EARTHQUAKE AGAIN
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Published: December 30, 2025 23:30
Wait "white shoe" means this was a *fancy* firm, doesn't it? @kathryntewson.bsky.social can you translate law jargon to sheep farmer? Also are these fancy lawyers wearing their white shoes after Labor Day? Surely not??
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Published: December 30, 2025 15:41
IT'S NOT AN EITHER/OR
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Published: December 30, 2025 15:27
...her policy preference is that she wants my transgender ass not to exist, my guy. I don't have to give her credit for shit and I certainly don't have to want to work with her when she wants me to *not exist*. These are not arguments over how to fund…
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Published: December 30, 2025 02:08
Someone just mentioned a mudlark finding unopened Victorian pickles which reminds of the time my grandaddy hazed my (then future) step father via the mechanism of 40 year old pickles
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Published: December 29, 2025 19:49
Currently playing Arctic Awakening which suffers the pacing problem of many exploration games, in which there is simply too much very slow walking with nothing happening.
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Published: December 29, 2025 17:52
Why has no one made a video game where you're Captain Crozier trying to get your crew to safety
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Published: December 29, 2025 15:44
Oh for the love of little ponies some motherfucker in r/Equestrian claiming the US Cavalry invented horse bits in the 1850s. Where are my horse zooarchs at, the hippies are telling lies about a mythical utopian past when knights galloped around in…
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Published: December 29, 2025 04:02
While red junglefowl are raised in captivity in the US, the comb and earlobes on this rooster and the plumage on the hens are a dead giveaway that they're feral Gallus gallus domesticus, not the parent species Gallus gallus.
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Published: December 29, 2025 01:01
@trickweekes.bsky.social
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Published: December 29, 2025 00:52
Following. Because it has the output from people I have chosen to follow.
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Published: December 29, 2025 00:43
...estimated magnitude 5.2 earthquake 15 miles from me so that was exciting
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Published: December 29, 2025 00:39
This is getting passed around a lot because of the way it's worded but it's important to note that researchers have not shown any such thing - they have shown that mice with similar biomarkers can have those biomarkers reversed. No human testing has…
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Published: December 28, 2025 20:42
If you can give my friend Lenée a hand with her recovery from surgery I'd be grateful.
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Published: December 28, 2025 20:40
Courting divorce because I'm bored and moving everything in the kitchen up one shelf so @sarahday.org has to use a step stool to get to it, then converting all the lower shelves to cat beds to make Theodosius happy.
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Published: December 28, 2025 20:36
Minneapolis/St Paul! If you have Muslim neighbors please particularly make sure they are aware, there's a lot of halal markets on the list of affected stores.
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Published: December 28, 2025 01:05
DID SCOTUS KILL THE TARIFFS YET DANG I HAVE SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
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Published: December 27, 2025 20:21
...no it hasn't. Are you learning about rural America from NYT articles? In the rural south I always had Black and Latino neighbors. Here in rural northern CA everyone is white. Ag is v different between the two. The churches are different. The…
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Published: December 27, 2025 16:36
Same age as my dad, I turn 50 in 2026. The Civil Rights generation is passing away from us, cherish them while you can.
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Published: December 26, 2025 19:08
...just saw a skeet that was all "Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller" and like I get what they're going for and all but uh. Miller is Jewish last I heard.
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Published: December 26, 2025 16:45
The storm is over here in Lassen County and the sun is out, but a storm is rolling in on the Al Mawasi camp in Gaza where my friend and brother Mohamed is trying to keep his family alive. Just US$12 gets him to the next big milestone!…
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Published: December 26, 2025 16:31
Hey @kellen.bsky.social i will even take you to a diner here in Lassen County where nobody lives. I'm a sheep farmer! We're way more rural than the Sacramento Valley. And then I'll take you to the queer meet up and the bookstore owned by leftists here in…
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Published: December 26, 2025 03:35
There's no common experience of climate even here in California. I'm in Lassen County, up by Reno, NV, where it never got above 40F and only stopped raining for about an hour due to the atmospheric river currently pummeling us.
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Published: December 26, 2025 01:17
How soggy? Weellll looks like I'm gonna see the floodplain do its job of flooding so the barn down the hill doesn't. I think the creek has risen a good 5-6 feet? The house is 100 feet above it.
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Published: December 26, 2025 00:21
Merry Christmas to them what celebrates, happy very soggy Thursday to them what don't
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Published: December 26, 2025 00:18
IT IS VERY GOOD
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Published: December 25, 2025 22:28
Fucjin PG&E cut power to the entire tiny set co-op that serves my area.
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Published: December 25, 2025 21:39
At least one book from each of my author friends as part of an epic anthology television series called "I've Always Wanted An Excuse To Cast This"
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Published: December 25, 2025 04:52
The forecast has been revised and the snow is tomorrow morning.
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Published: December 24, 2025 23:06
"Significant snowfall" expected tomorrow afternoon. I have once more been left unsupervised.
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Published: December 24, 2025 18:03
Precipitation dipole doing its thing for northern California, forecast says I won't see the sun again until maybe Friday morning and low lying areas near me will flood. Happily the house is built on a high point.
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Published: December 24, 2025 06:20
Shrimp recall still going on. Good time to keep kosher! :D
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Published: December 24, 2025 00:26
Ayup. Storm's comin.