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Published: January 2, 2026 05:58
Doing the paperwork today, and of course, I put down the WRONG YEAR.
My brain: Writing last year's date on your documents is like deadnaming the year.
Me:
My brain: Bigot.
Friends, I need more sleep.
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Published: January 1, 2026 15:33
Comparison is the thief of joy, but I can't help but see the meager art efforts I have made last year--in ALL my arty endeavors--in contrast to the vast panoply of arts produced by others.
I want some GOSH DARNED executive function this year! To heck with…
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Published: December 31, 2025 05:17
Introduced a guy named Andrew from the Thieves Guild to my sister's kids a few D&D sessions ago. They made fun of his moustache, calling it "thin". He responded "it's not thin, it's gorgeous." This set them OFF, and now they are obsessed with him.
They…
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Published: December 30, 2025 16:44
I don't believe MTG had any kind of awakening in regards to Trump, outside of realizing he won't be the stepping stool she hoped he would be. And even if she has "come to her senses" regarding 45, what about the Jewish space lasers? The cruelty to shooting…
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Published: December 30, 2025 04:01
Home late from work. Was going to try to make pasghetti, but instead I am eating crackers, ham, and cucumbers like the fanciest of toddlers.
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Published: December 27, 2025 20:42
My niece, bless her heart, wanted to go to the mall for her birthday.
I am here, with the entire population of Utah, pressed in like microbes, with 3 hours of sleep, and a headache that might actually end my physical existence.
I love this little girl SO…
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Published: December 27, 2025 20:35
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Published: December 27, 2025 10:30
Came home from work and started to sort LEGO.
And now it is 3:27 in the morning.
Perhaps the worst thing about living by myself is nobody ever says, "SAMANTHA! GET YOUR WEIRD AND MISSHAPEN SELF TO THY RESTING PLACE! SLEEP, WOMAN!"
Now I am tired and…
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Published: December 26, 2025 19:12
In stark contrast to Esme, it feels like this year has been the least productive for me in a long time.
I wish I could blame work, or other time constraints, but the reality is it has just been so hard to sit down and draw.
BUT.
I did draw. So I guess…
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Published: December 26, 2025 05:11
Sister: I am so tired. I just want to never be invited to anything again. What's the opposite of FOMO?
Me: HOMO?
Gay Brother: *eggnog spit take*
Me: *turning red* No! Like, Hope? HOPE Of Missing... but that doesn't...
Sister: Yeah, it, uh... it's not…