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"No living man am I! You look upon a woman." (she/her) (trans)
Stories, Robuts, Dinosaurs, Monsters and games both board and TTRPGs.
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Published: March 30, 2025 22:24
Tell me an 'on brand' memory of your childhood.
I found a praying mantis, and decided to keep it as a pet. I took it to school one Friday for Show-and-Tell, and it got stuck in my hair. The teacher was too afraid to take it out, so I did a spelling test…
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Published: March 30, 2025 02:28
Repost with a movie you know all the words to
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Published: March 29, 2025 17:44
I think I am going to allow myself an hour or two to feel sorry for me. Today my sister and her family are visiting, there is a march supporting trans lives in our state capitol, and a Board Game convention.
Meanwhile, I am just a dumb sickie.
Please…
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3llikv22zdc2h
Published: March 29, 2025 05:10
My heart races, every time I see this.
I hope I can be this brave when I am called to be so.
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Published: March 28, 2025 20:09
I made cookies during my first day off from work in 2 months, and they took hours longer to make than they usually do, because tired, and now that they are cool enough, I found out my throat hurts too much to eat them.
Somehow, this feels like some sort…
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3llhd5b2k622k
Published: March 28, 2025 17:19
I really want a donut, but that would involve getting out of bed and getting dressed. Also, swallowing feels like death. Also, the strange, 10th-dimensional spider witch crouched in the corner of my ceiling, keening in proto-Gaelic, is shaking her head no.…
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Published: March 28, 2025 12:26
This is silly and fun.
The Venus robot's "ha ha ha" is delightful.
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Published: March 28, 2025 01:59
Post a photo of who your shoulder angel and shoulder demon would be.
Not certain which is which, at this particular moment in time...
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Published: March 28, 2025 01:22
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Meeting today at work where we go over the now-draconic enforcement of break policy. We are told to report employees we seeing going over on their breaks.
Why? I ask.
Because it's not fair to all of us if one team member is abusing the policy, I am…
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3lld77cxuxk2f
Published: March 27, 2025 01:58
My nephew, who I sat next to for nearly an hour on Sunday, has COVID.
Why, yes, my throat IS a little sore, and my nose a tad runny. Why do you ask?
SIGH.
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Published: March 26, 2025 17:59
Does she regret them now because she's drawn the ire of a corrupt regime? Trump has only proven himself more of a fascist and deranged racist.
I guess I can't talk, because I haven't been hauled before pack of petty tyrants yet, but if it ever happens, I…
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3llaycj2hq22l
Published: March 26, 2025 04:49
GOTHIC BATTLETECH
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3llau3hbkqs23
Published: March 26, 2025 03:34
Huh.
I am not so much a fan of Warhammer as a setting, so...
And it has giant monsters, which I ADORE, but as units n BattleTech?
The neat thing about this, though, is that if other people love it, they will have a fun thing for them! And if I wind up…
https://bsky.app/profile/monsterologist.bsky.social/post/3ll7w3boymc2v
Published: March 25, 2025 18:37
Got home late last night, and had a VERY executive dysfunction evening. Finally around 11:30 at night, I managed to drag my sorry corpse into the kitchen and force pasghetti into existence for lunch for today and tomorrow.
But, literally, the amount of…
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Published: March 25, 2025 16:05
I do not own a bunch of dollars, but this kinda feels like a super-good thing to trade for some of the dollars I DO own?
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Published: March 25, 2025 15:59
My shoes of non-violence keep running across people who have tattooed "kick me" on their shins.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2025/03/21/st-george-city-is-set-turn/
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Published: March 24, 2025 18:08
Who are the five writers that made you?
Robin Mckinley
Anne McCaffrey
Chris Claremont
William Gibson
And, ugh, Piers Anthony. I was ELEVEN and he wrote a pun-based fantasy series! With one book where the hero befriends a giant jumping spider!
All…
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Published: March 24, 2025 03:55
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood
I had no idea what this really was. My dad was a janitor, and he found one of these in the trash.
He brought it home and gave it to me, and it fueled my imagination for the next 10 years of my life.
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Published: March 24, 2025 02:37
People have a right to know, Commander!
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Published: March 23, 2025 21:12
Sometimes I read or see or hear something, and I just kinda wish I made it?
https://youtu.be/-9jcQsMwtWU?si=710Jj0SzG1nsVAxP
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Published: March 23, 2025 01:36
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
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