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"No living man am I! You look upon a woman." (she/her) (trans)
Stories, Robuts, Dinosaurs, Monsters and games both board and TTRPGs.
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Published: December 16, 2025 19:50
My brain feels like it wants to exit my skull, and I still have many many hours of work today.
Worst of all, I kinda feel like I really do want my brain to leave, just for a while.
Migraines in my brains.
Bleargh.
Psychics, assault my brain now.
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Published: December 16, 2025 05:31
With frogs as my witness, one day I am going to paint a locust this color, and none of you can stop me.
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Published: December 15, 2025 20:00
I wonder if 2026's Supergirl is going to move the meter for me at all when it comes to the main man?
Historically, Lobo ranks as one of my least popular of the more well-known DC characters. Maybe I'll wind up not disliking him?
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Published: December 15, 2025 16:42
This is one of my favorite genres of humor.
If you can provide facts and also be just a little silly, I will probably think you are neat! đź’š
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Published: December 14, 2025 05:11
The Bake-ening 2025 has been accomplished. Many things happened, but few pictures were taken. Pictured below is a doodle the wonderful @skitkin.bsky.social drew on my brother's fridge, and then a cookie collection I liked.
NOT pictured, the penis cookies…
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Published: December 13, 2025 06:03
Okay.
I really liked GLASS ONION, but WAKE UP DEAD MAN felt like the successor KNIVES OUT should have had.
Also, it took nearly half the movie to convince my weird brain that Martha Delacroix was played by Glenn Close, and not a resurrected Cloris…
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Published: December 12, 2025 08:09
My favorite interview
https://youtube.com/shorts/nMUsZaGK2tg?si=zco5wqcHIIfmJohw
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Published: December 12, 2025 02:31
Landlord: Hey! We're getting a new fridge! Want our old one?
Me: Sure! It'll be fun to have a fridge with a light inside!
LL: We'll swap them out today!
*10 hours later*
Me: Oh, hey! Did y'all get a new fridge because the old one-
LL: Makes a noise…
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Published: December 10, 2025 06:50
I mean, just look at this. I may die.
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Published: December 10, 2025 06:24
I should be going to sleep, but I have stumbled across #VintageToyTuesday and I think that's it for my circadian rhythms for the foreseeable future. My nostalgia is on overdrive this time of year.
Um.
My meager offering? Two sillies from a cheap bag of…
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Published: December 9, 2025 07:47
I got an idea in my mind for a Christmas card, and I drew what I think is a pretty okay picture when everything is said and done, but it really doesn't work very well as a Christmas card.
Whatever.
A nonsense card is what my friends and family get this…
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Published: December 8, 2025 02:42
I mean, no disrespect to anyone who doesn't watch movies various times, but calling this "Hard Mode" makes me feel like I finally might be good at something? I own so many old DVDs, and there isn't one if them I haven't seen at least 10x.
Going to watch…
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Published: December 7, 2025 21:56
As a Utahn, I have to say loudly and emphatically... yeah. This tracks.
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Published: December 6, 2025 14:37
Special Armored Battalion Dorvack.
Lots of others I could mention, but my non-local robut shop had an ancient model of the Oberon Gazzette that I was able to pick up after kinda dreaming of it for 41 years, so it's been on my mind, recently.
And yes,…
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Published: December 6, 2025 13:47
I saw my reflection in the mirror this morning, and my brain mumbled something long the lines of "You are the worst-looking woman I have ever seen."
And I muttered back to it it, in a terrible Jack Sparrow voice, " Ah, but I AM a woman, then."
So that's…