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"No living man am I! You look upon a woman." (she/her) (trans)
Stories, Robuts, Dinosaurs, Monsters and games both board and TTRPGs.
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Published: December 23, 2025 02:26
This is my card for this year.
Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is go back home. Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is to not go back home.
Wherever you go this year, I hope you are with someone you love, even if that someone is you.
I love…
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Published: December 23, 2025 01:37
NOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON PERT KELTON GOSH DARNIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING TO ME I NEED NEW BRAIN
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Published: December 22, 2025 18:27
Tiny Sepuku doing the jobs 60 Minutes no longer can.
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Published: December 21, 2025 21:55
More Holiday cards.
OF POSSIBLE INTEREST, the watercolor of the kid on a styracosaurus and the card with the woman standing next to monsters and a styracosaurus are indeed a transition time-line glow-up type deal.
HAHAHAHHAHA
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Published: December 21, 2025 06:04
A few of my older Christmas card illustrations.
It's funny how seldom whatever is in my head makes it onto the paper.
Or the screen, in this case.
But look! It's a MOOSE!
Real live megafauna!
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Published: December 21, 2025 04:49
Show me how your 2025 went
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:58
We have a winner.
Gosh darnit, we have a winner.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:47
A Lord of the Rings cover band called John Ent Whistle.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:41
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Rivendell Amitri.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:28
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Moria Carey.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:13
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
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Published: December 19, 2025 20:09
Look.
I brought my own lunch today, but the cafeteria was offering something they called "Korean Burnt End Fries", which was essentially seared chopped brisket over tater tots.
Now I am poor again, but full of meaty tater tots, and I have my dinner…
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Published: December 19, 2025 16:41
Okay, but all my procedures are sex rejecting procedures?
Although, in total honesty, I've only had the offer once?
Still, gentle rejecting was had!
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Published: December 18, 2025 01:31
Friends, I am happy to report that I am now in possession of an eye that SHOOTS LASERS, and you melonfarmers are gonna feel my wra--
*my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering*
Really?
*secretary nods dourly*
Oh.
I meant to say…
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Published: December 17, 2025 17:48
Off to get my eyeball all magicked up!
Wish me luck, friends!
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Published: December 17, 2025 17:17
Faux-kemon cards for everyone!
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Published: December 17, 2025 13:39
Omigosh.
Sleeping in until 6:30 and then waking up without a headache? This must be what Taylor Swift feels like, all the time.
I am the most powerful being in the universe, and also I want a toaster strudel.
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Published: December 17, 2025 06:33
This week's (barely under the wire) #VintageToyTuesday submission is two models I visited at a drug store near my house almost every day I walked home from school for nearly a year.
Recently found them at a hobby shop for almost the same price they were…
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Published: December 16, 2025 19:50
My brain feels like it wants to exit my skull, and I still have many many hours of work today.
Worst of all, I kinda feel like I really do want my brain to leave, just for a while.
Migraines in my brains.
Bleargh.
Psychics, assault my brain now.
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Published: December 16, 2025 05:31
With frogs as my witness, one day I am going to paint a locust this color, and none of you can stop me.