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Published: December 18, 2025 01:31

Friends, I am happy to report that I am now in possession of an eye that SHOOTS LASERS, and you melonfarmers are gonna feel my wra-- *my press secretary coughs, and leans into my shoulder, muttering* Really? *secretary nods dourly* Oh. I meant to say…

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Published: December 17, 2025 17:48

Off to get my eyeball all magicked up! Wish me luck, friends!

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Published: December 17, 2025 17:17

Faux-kemon cards for everyone! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 17, 2025 13:39

Omigosh. Sleeping in until 6:30 and then waking up without a headache? This must be what Taylor Swift feels like, all the time. I am the most powerful being in the universe, and also I want a toaster strudel.

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Published: December 17, 2025 06:33

This week's (barely under the wire) #VintageToyTuesday submission is two models I visited at a drug store near my house almost every day I walked home from school for nearly a year. Recently found them at a hobby shop for almost the same price they were…

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Published: December 16, 2025 19:50

My brain feels like it wants to exit my skull, and I still have many many hours of work today. Worst of all, I kinda feel like I really do want my brain to leave, just for a while. Migraines in my brains. Bleargh. Psychics, assault my brain now. …

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Published: December 16, 2025 05:31

With frogs as my witness, one day I am going to paint a locust this color, and none of you can stop me.

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Published: December 15, 2025 20:00

I wonder if 2026's Supergirl is going to move the meter for me at all when it comes to the main man? Historically, Lobo ranks as one of my least popular of the more well-known DC characters. Maybe I'll wind up not disliking him?

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Published: December 15, 2025 16:42

This is one of my favorite genres of humor. If you can provide facts and also be just a little silly, I will probably think you are neat! 💚 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 14, 2025 05:11

The Bake-ening 2025 has been accomplished. Many things happened, but few pictures were taken. Pictured below is a doodle the wonderful @skitkin.bsky.social drew on my brother's fridge, and then a cookie collection I liked. NOT pictured, the penis cookies…

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Published: December 13, 2025 06:03

Okay. I really liked GLASS ONION, but WAKE UP DEAD MAN felt like the successor KNIVES OUT should have had. Also, it took nearly half the movie to convince my weird brain that Martha Delacroix was played by Glenn Close, and not a resurrected Cloris…

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Published: December 12, 2025 08:09

My favorite interview https://youtube.com/shorts/nMUsZaGK2tg?si=zco5wqcHIIfmJohw

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Published: December 12, 2025 02:31

Landlord: Hey! We're getting a new fridge! Want our old one? Me: Sure! It'll be fun to have a fridge with a light inside! LL: We'll swap them out today! *10 hours later* Me: Oh, hey! Did y'all get a new fridge because the old one- LL: Makes a noise…