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"No living man am I! You look upon a woman." (she/her) (trans)
Stories, Robuts, Dinosaurs, Monsters and games both board and TTRPGs.
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Published: December 26, 2025 05:11
Sister: I am so tired. I just want to never be invited to anything again. What's the opposite of FOMO?
Me: HOMO?
Gay Brother: *eggnog spit take*
Me: *turning red* No! Like, Hope? HOPE Of Missing... but that doesn't...
Sister: Yeah, it, uh... it's not…
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Published: December 24, 2025 22:46
"...And when you got down to it, wasn't an old-school landshark what Christmas was really all about?"
-Twas the Night Before Gary GygaX-mas
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Published: December 24, 2025 20:58
Got called into my manager's office, where I immediately apologized for kinda yelling at him, and he just said he wanted to check in with me because that wasn't like me. I started crying and said it's been a hard year. He said, I understand, and maybe try…
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Published: December 24, 2025 17:06
You know how when you're tired and burnt out, and somebody says something that kind of hits a button, and on any other day you would have said the right thing, which is nothing, but because your brain is so worn out you say the wrong thing, which is…
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Published: December 24, 2025 04:08
My entry for #VintageToyTuesday is the Transformer's Autobot Jetfire or Autobot Skyfire who used to be Decepticon Jetfire or Decepticon Skyfire who was then hand painted (poorly) to be a Macross Valkyrie or Robotech Veritech.
Or maybe a Battletech Wasp?…
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Published: December 23, 2025 02:26
This is my card for this year.
Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is go back home. Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is to not go back home.
Wherever you go this year, I hope you are with someone you love, even if that someone is you.
I love…
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Published: December 23, 2025 01:37
NOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON PERT KELTON GOSH DARNIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING TO ME I NEED NEW BRAIN
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Published: December 22, 2025 18:27
Tiny Sepuku doing the jobs 60 Minutes no longer can.
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Published: December 21, 2025 21:55
More Holiday cards.
OF POSSIBLE INTEREST, the watercolor of the kid on a styracosaurus and the card with the woman standing next to monsters and a styracosaurus are indeed a transition time-line glow-up type deal.
HAHAHAHHAHA
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Published: December 21, 2025 06:04
A few of my older Christmas card illustrations.
It's funny how seldom whatever is in my head makes it onto the paper.
Or the screen, in this case.
But look! It's a MOOSE!
Real live megafauna!
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Published: December 21, 2025 04:49
Show me how your 2025 went
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:58
We have a winner.
Gosh darnit, we have a winner.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:47
A Lord of the Rings cover band called John Ent Whistle.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:41
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Rivendell Amitri.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:28
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Moria Carey.
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Published: December 20, 2025 15:13
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Me First and the Gimli Gimlis.
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Published: December 19, 2025 20:09
Look.
I brought my own lunch today, but the cafeteria was offering something they called "Korean Burnt End Fries", which was essentially seared chopped brisket over tater tots.
Now I am poor again, but full of meaty tater tots, and I have my dinner…
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Published: December 19, 2025 16:41
Okay, but all my procedures are sex rejecting procedures?
Although, in total honesty, I've only had the offer once?
Still, gentle rejecting was had!
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