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Published: June 7, 2025 00:58

truly nothing as accursed as a supposed ally writing “transwomen” as a single word. what planet are you from

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Published: June 6, 2025 13:26

sure, jessica ramos went from calling andrew cuomo a sex past and calling on him to resign to endorsing him. but wouldn't YOU put YOUR soul on the line for the commissionership of the new york city department of health and mental hygiene or whatever

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Published: June 5, 2025 19:26

call me when one of them kills the other one. i’ve been burned before

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Published: June 5, 2025 01:02

ACCOUNTABILITY POST: i ordered a third pedal. but that’s it. this far but no further [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 4, 2025 23:13

i hope a big piano falls on andrew cuomo’s head and all his teeth are knocked out and replaced with piano keys. and then of course i assume he would die from the extreme trauma

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Published: June 4, 2025 22:48

wow the trans metaphor goes even deeper than i previously thought [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 4, 2025 19:41

once more....we are ANTICIPATED! https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/best-new-books-summer-2025

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Published: June 4, 2025 16:31

there's an insanely good photo of me in here playing with ekko at the day 2 afters :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 4, 2025 13:49

SCOOP: leading researchers studying cartoonist mattie lubchansky say that if current trends hold, she'll draw a character's head at the right size on the first try "by sometime in the late 2030s" at the earliest

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Published: June 4, 2025 02:05

“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron

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Published: June 3, 2025 18:51

goodnight, sweet prince. i will love you forever [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 2, 2025 15:27

keep thinking about my time this past weekend at @liberationwknd.bsky.social and getting really choked up. can’t be this sincere on main so i’m going to end the post with “lol” now. lol

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Published: June 2, 2025 15:05

happy pride. programming note: this year the annoying posts about kink and bisexuals with boyfriends or whatever will be replaced with information on DIY HRT, over secure and preferably encrypted channels. thank you

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Published: June 2, 2025 13:59

sports | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Published: June 1, 2025 14:03

god what a fucking time!!!!!! thank you to everyone that came out [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 1, 2025 04:16

nothing worse than flipping off your friend across the room at a party or a show and they don’t see it. embarrassing

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Published: June 1, 2025 02:33

naturally we called our stuff gatorade

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Published: May 31, 2025 14:43

if you’re in DC for liberation weekend you should probably get there right at the 4pm doors to see my beautiful band play our stupid little set!!!!!! we’re on at 4:30!!!! okay!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!

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Published: May 31, 2025 13:39

no. i believe i’ll be giving it up for MY wife instead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 30, 2025 02:40

now that there’s gonna be a game six: if i had a nickel for every time my band was playing a show while the knicks were playing an elimination game i’d have two nickels. it’s not that many but it’s kind of odd

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Published: May 29, 2025 20:32

the only "wedge issue" i'm concerned with is finding some cute wedges in a ladies' 15

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Published: May 29, 2025 17:54

before i take a person seriously i check to see if they're writing "please like and subscribe" under every single thing they say. that's how i know to trust them

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Published: May 29, 2025 16:53

🚨MY NEW BOOK “SIMPLICITY” IS OUT TWO MONTHS FROM TODAY!!! PREORDER NOW🚨 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 29, 2025 02:58

gimme some of that wine that’s got that dirt at the bottom. Yes i know i will be paying extra. thank you

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Published: May 28, 2025 17:53

i cant wait for gavin newsom to die....surrounded by his loved ones, peacefully, at the age of 120. certainly i would never wish for it to happen soon, screaming. howling. begging through cracked teeth for succor that will not come

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Published: May 28, 2025 16:33

*guy who cant possibly comprehend that sometimes a visual artist has an aesthetic seeing that there's a new wes anderson coming out* WUUUughhguuhghghhhzzzuuuuuh??? WHUhh????? Bbbbuhhhh....????

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Published: May 28, 2025 14:08

"did you see what the DSA posted-" no. i was looking at a bird outside my window

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Published: May 28, 2025 01:15

the new york knickerbockers are the centerpiece of a 77-year study conducted by the CIA to see if i, personally, can be killed by watching the television

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Published: May 27, 2025 18:25

win some tickets to see (whispering) my band and also (shouting) a bunch of good bands this weekend [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 26, 2025 14:01

crabs in a bucket | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Published: May 26, 2025 01:09

the new york knicks were put on this earth by the devil to make me personally depressed

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Published: May 25, 2025 18:54

it’s so cool when people are like “i agree that AI is stupid. i personally only use it to come up with ways to tell my children i love them”

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Published: May 24, 2025 20:34

so i can’t go through metal detectors because of a device on my heart, and a security guard at a museum just tried to say it was fine to go through one because “it’s not a normal metal detector. it uses artificial intelligence” oh okay cool man

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Published: May 23, 2025 14:40

it’s so funny when people on social media feel like they have to make A Statement. why do you have to be condemning anything you’re a dental hygienist

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Published: May 22, 2025 20:06

sure the president wants to kill me but what worthwhile person in the last 236 years has that not been true of

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Published: May 22, 2025 14:34

i simply do not know how to get the toothpaste back in the tube with zionist groups basically successfully claiming everything "jewish" to be theirs. very grim state of affairs

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Published: May 22, 2025 12:24

when i say "death before detransition" this is how i mean it btw

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Published: May 21, 2025 15:39

antICIPATED in vulture thank u for the very generous words @islemcelroy.bsky.social !!! https://www.vulture.com/article/new-books-summer-reading-releases-2025.html

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Published: May 21, 2025 12:07

EVERYONE RELAX PLEASE!!!! i finally figured out what i'm going to wear next weekend. everyone can calm down now

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Published: May 21, 2025 02:29

i bet as a crab it must feel SO good to be at the top of the bucket. even just for one second

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Published: May 21, 2025 00:44

if you find yourself writing the word “calArts” it’s always time to put the pen down