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Published: December 18, 2025 18:15

this was a really fun one to do despite the man in question being insanely evil!!! but gregk made us a little slideshow, which you can see on the patreon!!! no gods no mayors dot COM [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 18, 2025 02:50

hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around

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Published: December 17, 2025 04:25

wow. Emirates NBA cup champions…..can you believe it. i just wish james dolan were alive to see this

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Published: December 16, 2025 02:18

ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ….ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ɢʟᴏᴄᴋᴇɴꜱᴘɪᴇʟ ᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ꜱʏɴᴛʜᴇꜱɪᴢᴇʀ !

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Published: December 15, 2025 15:10

a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Published: December 14, 2025 17:30

just had a long think about this and i think it’s Dr Brown’s Cel-Ray, which is good actually, [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 13, 2025 20:03

(seeing a piece of media making a specific choice and undermining my expectations for it) AUGHHHGHGUHGHH!!! why's it doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAUUGH!!!!! AUUGHHH!!!!! ARRGHHHHUHUHHHGHHHHGHGHGGGHHH

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Published: December 13, 2025 17:02

doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz

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Published: December 12, 2025 16:23

you said it sister

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Published: December 10, 2025 18:38

ME LOOKING AT AI ART: this is the death of humanity. miserable, soul-annihilating shit. an existential terror that must be eradicated..... we have forgotten the joy of creation, why the people at chauvet and lascaux left us their handprints ME HAVING TO…

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Published: December 10, 2025 13:53

very nice to see SIMPLICITY (in bookstores everywhere fyi) on the pw critics' poll~ https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/comics/article/99252-do-admit-and-spent-top-pw-s-2025-graphic-novel-critics-poll.html

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Published: December 8, 2025 20:35

a real drinker's drink....only existed for a few years....not everyone who died during that time drank a can, but everyone who drank a can was instantly killed [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 8, 2025 20:23

seeing all the gen z nostalgia about hipster brooklyn and let me tell you: i was at the les savy fav "inches" release show in a brooklyn warehouse with q and not u and el guapo in 2004. it was sponsored for some reason by Sparks. and i hated being alive…

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Published: December 8, 2025 18:48

i have a little pewter ganesha, the remover of obstacles, on my desk, and my cat keeps biting his fucking head. wondering if this is why ive had so many Obstacles lately

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Published: December 8, 2025 14:59

what happened to the movies | patreon.com/lubchansky

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Published: December 8, 2025 04:05

i truly cannot explain why but it’s soooooooo funny to me that dick hallorann is a character on the it show. mr too damn Axed????????

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Published: December 8, 2025 01:02

welcome blank check listeners to my page. i promise that my posts are normal and im not often talking about anatolian neolithic settlements

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Published: December 7, 2025 19:52

out: “t slur” IN:

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Published: December 7, 2025 16:16

[moaning weeping screaming] SIMPLICITY mattie lubchansky 2025 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 6, 2025 15:34

hello BOSTON @massmice.bsky.social day one is TODAY!!! 11-6 at the fuller building at BU, table 63B, free entry - i’m also on the character development panel at 1130. okay see you soon~

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Published: December 6, 2025 12:52

lost my wallet on a business trip

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Published: December 5, 2025 23:31

me refusing to start estrogen for half a decade [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 5, 2025 20:32

this weekend!!!! see u there~ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 5, 2025 01:19

i can’t believe i didn’t know that the TCM intro guy Mankiewicz was the grandson of MANK!!! i feel like an entire world has been hidden from me. was he born in the tub!!!!

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Published: December 4, 2025 01:48

🎵🎵🎵🎵

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Published: December 3, 2025 23:20

walking around my house doing the witch’s rap from INTO THE WOODS but replacing every mention of “greens” with the word “jeans”

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Published: December 3, 2025 19:40

i also like a ton of stupid, brainless art, but i truly don't understand people who go out of their way to intellectualize liking stuff that is designed to be liked. why are you mounting serious critical defenses of things that tons of people are already…

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Published: December 3, 2025 16:44

we got a new stovetop that has a built-in griddle and i'm finally living my fantasies

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Published: December 3, 2025 14:59

all these UK orgs banning trans women like "ah we really didnt want to but the mold castle woman is making us do this :(" really is so disgusting. say what you will about america but at least they're laughing and calling you a tranny when they shoot you.…