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Published: May 22, 2026 23:07

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Published: May 22, 2026 21:50

Don’t fucking call me when you are drunk. Just do not fucking call me.

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Published: May 22, 2026 15:48

https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/the-no-judgment-fund

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Published: May 22, 2026 15:26

Memo to vendors cold-emailing law firms: if you use the old sleazy trick of titling your solicitation “Referral,” trying to trick the lawyer into opening your spam thinking it’s a referred client, I will never in a million years do business with you.

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Published: May 22, 2026 15:13

Just told a telemarketer that I missed the days that I put people like him in federal prison so I may be in a mood

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Published: May 22, 2026 14:43

Given that modern Republicans experience the existence of Black people as being discrimination against white people, this seems plausible. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2026 02:51

FIRE helped achieve this just and appropriate result for this First Amendment violation. Credit is due. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2026 00:19

Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious…

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Published: May 21, 2026 22:13

This is extremely lawless and corrupt by the Trump DOJ. So, par for the course. The presumption of regularity is a joke now, and federal prosecutors won’t recover the esteem they had from federal judges for a generation. (Which, actually, is fine.) …

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Published: May 21, 2026 17:28

This is like one of those AI-generated glurge stories Facebook serves up. Too on the nose. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 21, 2026 17:22

I’m proud of the work I did as an AUSA, and I say this with complete sincerity: if you’re an AUSA, and a decent person, who cares about your oath, get out. Get out now without destroying your reputation. A DoJ run to Trumpist specifications is corrupt and…

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Published: May 21, 2026 16:41

There is no sorrow deeper or more profound than Clarence Thomas’ when he is thwarted in his efforts to speed someone being executed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 21, 2026 16:06

“What’s that?” “It’s a racist murder machine. It murders people for racist reasons. It’s powered by children’s crushed dreams.” “My God. And you approve of that?” “Well, no, I don’t feel they got the implementation right.” [contains quote post or other…

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Published: May 21, 2026 15:47

Recorded an unusually long Serious Trouble, clouded in gloom brightened only by mocking awful people doing badly.

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Published: May 20, 2026 23:24

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Published: May 20, 2026 21:36

[Me reading this]: OK, ok, defensible, defensible, I can deal with that, I can handle that, [gets to “chocolate cake recipe”] fuck [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 18:38

Getting reports of an incident where some Coast Guard cadets were confronted and menaced by an apparently confused and delirious old man with some kind of stigmata

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Published: May 20, 2026 16:47

Anyone seen a copy of the JP Morgan defamation counterclaim? All the outlets reporting it aren’t linking it.

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Published: May 20, 2026 16:02

Taxpayers pay the price for thuggish, constitutionally illiterate cops [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 15:49

Me sending an email to opposing counsel after their corporate client rep called my office to complain about something https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/48/52/V4yy1lv3.gif?hh=498&ww=295&mp4=C5ww71IYu4FSeM14O&webm=AxmqPnKx4GmyZpZW

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Published: May 20, 2026 03:19

My wife has been binging La Brea and it has been getting steadily more and more ridiculous and I have stopped resisting making fun of it and she’s okay with it and is now making fun of it too and now we’re just mocking the shit out of this together.

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Published: May 20, 2026 02:18

“You should get a hobby, Maureen,” said her friend, and somewhere a finger on a monkey’s paw curled. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 02:15

I assume these are going to catch on fire or electrocute people or something. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-mobile-phone-is-finally-releasedwith-a-major-blunder/

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Published: May 20, 2026 00:14

Every GOP primary story is like “syphilis loses to pancreatic cancer” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 22:37

Look it’s an important race and Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and the Pod Save brahs say she’s great [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 22:27

However appalled you are by this, it’s not enough. It’s a frank statement that Trump and Trumpists are above the law and need not even plausible excuses to loot your tax dollars. It’s a total failure of our civic institutions. [contains quote post or…

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Published: May 19, 2026 22:22

Darwin’s Chariot rides again [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 17:47

Cops lie. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 02:44

The teen gunmen were merely carrying out the views and policies of the Republican party, as expressed by its proud leaders like Andy Ogles, Randy Fine, Tommy Tuberville, and of course our President and Vice-President. …

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Published: May 19, 2026 02:41

When a regime clearly holds the rule of law in contempt, and views itself as completely above the law, it and its agents don’t have any moral argument for the protections of the rule of law.

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Published: May 19, 2026 02:21

Got the craziest email I’ve ever gotten today — and believe me I get some crazy ones — and when I Googled the guy’s name I saw a 13-year-old Reddit post from someone who got an email from him, with a comment from someone who knew him in the 90s. So, great…

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Published: May 18, 2026 21:20

Was It a defibrillation? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 21:17

I feel for the Quinn Emmanuel associates who are going to be tasked to hide in the jurors’ shrubbery watching for misconduct that could form a basis to attack the verdict [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 21:07

Judge Reed O’Connor has prohibited a party from seeking any help from real judges. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 20:14

Josh is going to make me talk about advisory jury verdicts and judge vs. jury issues and equitable rulings and I deserve this, I am outside God’s love [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 19:30

On the other hand this is really in the nick of time for J6ers. A lot of those guys need to pay the lawyers to appeal their child porn convictions. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 17:52

Breathtakingly corrupt and indefensible theft of taxpayer money. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/05/18/trump-will-end-10-billion-lawsuit-against-irs-over-leaked-tax-records/

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Published: May 18, 2026 14:30

Never change, Facebook

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Published: May 18, 2026 14:17

I want to know the name of the judge who presided over this. I want that judge’s name and email address public. I want people to be able to ask that judge what the fuck was wrong with him or her. /1 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 13:53

The criminal justice system doesn’t just demean defendants, it degrades and lowers its participants. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 03:18

I feel pity for the folks who believe in a weak, mewling, needy Christ who requires forceful state sponsorship by the likes of Donald Trump and JD Vance and Mike Johnson to achieve His goals. What a puny god. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: May 18, 2026 02:07

Being married 29 years lets you get away with saying things at family dinners like "well maybe you should have MARRIED someone with better handwriting"

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Published: May 18, 2026 00:36

I know this looks silly but if people constantly spit on you it’s really quite practical [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 17, 2026 22:15

I just realized I have gone the entire day with my shirt on inside-out and it made me reflect on how important cultivating low expectations is to living a happy life

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Published: May 17, 2026 15:45

I mean Johnson is just leaning into the “criticism is censorship” and “dissent is silencing” narrative that the Free Speech Culture folks push. If they carry his water you can’t blame him for drinking it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 17, 2026 15:08

OUR CULTURE IS BEING DESSICATED BECAUSE THAT GIRL WHO GOT HATCHED FROM A SWAN EGG IS A BLACK BUT GREEKS ARE WHITE EVEN IF THEY ARE FROM SWAN EGGS THAT’S JUST SCIENCE AND THE BATMAN GUY HATES CULTURE AND WHITES AND SCIENCE

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Published: May 17, 2026 01:49

The New York Post’s younger, dimmer brother, the California Post, has an expose that SNL makes fun of conservatives more than liberals. This is their best effort, and their parents are proud.

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Published: May 16, 2026 23:41

My former USAO colleague Nathan Hochman, now the DA of LA County, is leading hard into the narrative that protests against Israel’s policies are anti-Semitic and even anti-American. That’s disgraceful and a perversion — well, a further perversion - of the…

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Published: May 16, 2026 03:03

This is a bad framing because absolutely nobody thought the gambit would work. It’s like saying Marduk dealt a massive blow to Democrats by not answering their prayers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 02:46

Again: these people are absolutely subnormal freaks. Also, there’s more than a whiff of the Nazi rage at ”degenerate art” here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 02:36

I think it should be whatshername, the rapper lady with the flute. Because i don’t want Ben Shapiro’s kids to starve. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 02:30

There are downsides to getting older, but good things too. One of the good things is seeing cool kids, kids you’ve known their whole life, word hard and succeed really big. In that vein, Jessie Mazin opened for the Indigo Girls last night and according…

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Published: May 15, 2026 22:55

These people are such irredeemable freaks. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 21:12

Area sub demands others report for same [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 20:11

There is one kind of interesting legal angle on the Chud the Builder case — the limitation on self-defense when the defendant provoked the confrontation. /1 …

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Published: May 15, 2026 18:55

I guarantee you this bigoted asshole is going to have a huge swell of support and fundraising from the Right because he’s a bigoted asshole [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 18:51

Moving from the office we have inhabited for 18 years and the chaos is almost indescribable.

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Published: May 15, 2026 18:45

Still waiting to see if one of several lines in this week’s episode gets me cancelled.

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Published: May 15, 2026 18:44

Looks like I was careless and that flag image was a fake. Deleted.

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Published: May 15, 2026 15:27

https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/advice-of-counsel-does-not-apply

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Published: May 15, 2026 14:17

Let a hundred pedos groom [contains quote post or other embedded content]