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Published: March 30, 2026 01:05

Wife is watching a ”documentary” on Netflix and out of curiosity I Googled the author/narrator and HOOOOO BOY he’s crazy and widely ridiculed but she is enjoying it so I made the decision not to say anything because I have been married 29 years next month…

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Published: March 29, 2026 04:04

So what I am getting from this antidepressant commercial is that if I take this drug I will beat depression by getting up the courage to ask out the cute Asian girl at the record store and also abruptly get a dog and have picnics. /1

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Published: March 29, 2026 03:08

Some people are disdainful of folks participating in No Kings rallies. But I feel they would be disdainful of me no matter what, and I don’t feel there’s much to be gained from their approval. Seems like a win-win.

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Published: March 29, 2026 01:46

Smoked three tri-tips and some chicken and some portobellos and made a big batch of these potatoes and a salad and smoked cream cheese appetizers for miscreant1‘s party, to which he invited a bunch of his friends. /1…

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Published: March 28, 2026 23:44

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Published: March 27, 2026 22:27

Oh dear mom is helping again [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 27, 2026 18:14

What ever happened with that vagenda of manocide

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Published: March 27, 2026 16:12

The prospect of reading Kash Patel’s emails fills me with ennui and mild distaste

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Published: March 27, 2026 15:54

Wow that Columbia Alumni group is really getting aggressive [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 27, 2026 15:12

This week on Serious Trouble: MOMMMMM STOPPPPP HELPINGGGGGG www.serioustrouble.show/p/pro-se-exam https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/pro-se-exam

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Published: March 26, 2026 20:40

Worthless bigoted trash leading worthless bigoted trash. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 26, 2026 13:12

“Thank you patriots for contributing your gold jewelry. We have formed it into this golden calf for you to worship.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 26, 2026 01:24

Miscreant1 is 25 today which makes me-- old.

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Published: March 25, 2026 23:28

Tell me those ICE agents can get into an R-rated movie without ID. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2026 22:47

The government hands your tax dollars out as gifts to the President‘s criminous toadies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2026 17:21

ARE THEY WEARING FUCKING SLIPPERS MIKE [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2026 15:39

got up before dawn, fully intending to walk for an hour on the treadmill. But the treadmill wanted to update its firmware, but refused to connect to the Wi-Fi. So I spent an hour and a half trying to make that work on YouTube and Reddit. By then it was…

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Published: March 24, 2026 22:46

Today did a MCLE for the firm on AI and legal ethics and did everything in my power to terrify them.

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Published: March 24, 2026 20:11

I always liked this one for anticipating Reply Guys before they existed https://theonion.com/area-man-criticizes-hazelnut-coffee-volvos-new-mexico-1819566443/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2026 16:10

Have to go up to SF next week for a hearing and given the TSA nightmare I am seriously considering driving.

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Published: March 24, 2026 14:31

Elite strategists [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2026 23:15

Bootless Bureauless Bingo Bongo Bothered, Beleaguered By Boisterous Brutal Bunch. Barbarous! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2026 22:44

I hope Trump is inspired* by his visit to Graceland *to die on the toilet

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Published: March 23, 2026 22:02

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Published: March 23, 2026 18:56

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Published: March 23, 2026 16:01

It wasn’t his idea (apparently it was a Fox News caller), it wasn’t 182 years, it wasn’t one person who invented it. Other than that, great. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2026 15:48

There’s a very good reason that doctors are not supposed to treat their close relatives and lawyers are not supposed to represent them — familiar bonds make people do extraordinarily stupid things, like commit federal crimes. [contains quote post or other…

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Published: March 23, 2026 15:35

Just really a historically awful person. Just a standout in a world full of awful people. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2026 15:31

It all makes more sense when you accept that the American criminal justice system is designed to process cases and find guilt the way McDonald’s produces hamburgers; actually separating the guilty from the innocent is not an intended feature. [contains…

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Published: March 22, 2026 21:37

So instead of people recruited on pizza boxes we’ll have people recruited on Stormfront. Swell. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2026 21:37

Just a reminder in case you missed it yesterday that Glenn Greenwald is an awful psycho. Has he written and done some good things over the years? Yes. Does that alter his fundamental character of being a narcissistic, spiteful bigot? Nope. [contains…

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Published: March 22, 2026 21:22

Someone posted that it really made them sad to see me follow [their argumentative description of a group of people] so I blocked them because I don’t want them to be sad. I trust that they are happy now.

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Published: March 22, 2026 05:55

Car Radio: [80s station playing "Papa Don't Preach'] Me: do you realize the baby in this song is scheduling his or her fist colonoscopy about now wife: https://media.tenor.com/ej2e1qm-DbQAAAAC/the-office-steve-carell.gif?hh=144&ww=250

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Published: March 22, 2026 02:08

Granted by the time I took Laws of War I hated law school and blew it off and took the take home final drunk but I still recall this may be problematical [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2026 20:12

If you assume that “based” means “insufferable asshole“ you will rarely be wrong. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2026 03:41

What the hell https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/arts/television/nicholas-brendon-dead.html

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Published: March 20, 2026 20:54

And no complaints about “but heritage and history!” https://abc7.com/post/city-san-fernando-removes-statue-cesar-chavez/18738075/

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Published: March 20, 2026 19:45

Well that’s your problem then. Trump people are afraid to use the SUBWAY. How are they gonna handle transit in the Strait of Hormuz? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2026 19:44

Looks like Marisa broke this story months ago, by the way. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2026 19:43

[four beams of light shimmer to an ethereal noise] KIRK: [looking around] What … IS this place SCOTT: What is that smell BONES: This looks extremely unsanitary [suddenly a FOUR HUNDRED POUND MAN IN A LEATHER JACKET SUCKER-PUNCHES SPOCK] SPOCK: …

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Published: March 20, 2026 19:25

An uncharacteristically happy Serious Trouble covering Afroman triumphant, DOJ getting eviscerated in NJ, a troubling conviction in Texas and what it means, and Dogue v. Vogue. https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/pound-cake-for-everyone

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Published: March 20, 2026 17:02

You have to dig through a bunch of links to find out what she was accused of, and it will surprise nobody: most of the complaints were that she ruled in favor of criminal defendants and against prosecutors. …

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Published: March 20, 2026 16:16

The Temu Torquemada of Harvard Law is at it again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2026 16:03

If the federal criminal justice system becomes a vehicle for war by other means — a mechanism to use military force for “criminal justice” against foreign leaders for regime change, as in Venezuela — then aren’t federal prosecutors and judges military…

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Published: March 20, 2026 15:20

The fundamental problem is that people like Trump and Weiss have two roads to victory: successfully corrupting an institution or destroying the institution. People who want to preserve institutions have only one victory path. [contains quote post or…

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Published: March 20, 2026 14:44

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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Published: March 20, 2026 04:15

Glenn Greenwald: Not Even Once [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2026 02:19

The “golden path” to avoid extinction is a Dune concept. So many of these bigots festered within fandom. https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Golden_Path [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 19, 2026 19:02

Palo Alto? The “average house price is $3.6M” Palo Alto? Who’s the audience for this? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 19, 2026 18:38

I’m genuinely curious how that clip is playing in Japan. Are they as hardened to all this as we are?

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Published: March 19, 2026 16:54

The entire CONCEPT of diplomacy - of not gratuitously offering insult to other nations — is offensive to Trumpists. They see it as servile. A Real Man says what he wants! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 19, 2026 16:51

Me: It’s a beautiful day, that stressful project is done, I’m in a good mood, I have free time to catch up on things, everything’s coming up Ken! Also me: [throws full cup of coffee directly at own balls]

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Published: March 19, 2026 15:16

Recorded Serious Trouble with a joyful and triumphant discussion of Afroman and much less Administrative Procedure Act than has become normal

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Published: March 19, 2026 15:14

Every Knee Shall Bow, Every Iranian Schoolgirl Shall Die [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 19, 2026 02:58

Look 17 out of 19 Duggar kids are NOT child molesters that we know of. That’s about 89%. That’s a strong B+. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 18, 2026 19:34

You know, when we killed 16-year-old Abdulrahman al-Awlaki with a flying death robot, the Obama administration said ”he should have had a more responsible father.” Kind of feel the same way about the kids of the cops who raided Afroman’s house. Sorry…

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Published: March 18, 2026 18:12

Many Americans are friends to many Canadians, but under Trump America is no friend to Canada. America is the frequently drunk, abusive, potentially violent neighbor constantly making incoherent threats about the sprinklers and the hedges. [contains quote…

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Published: March 18, 2026 15:31

Ugh this touring production of Hamilton is dreadful [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 18, 2026 15:26

The Afroman case is so emblematic of the farcical degeneracy of the criminal and civil justice systems.