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Published: April 28, 2026 18:08

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it…

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Published: April 28, 2026 17:49

earlier i noticed that our pepper mill was almost out of peppercorns. we keep a whiteboard on the fridge to write our grocery lists, and i was about to write "peppercorns," but then i looked and saw we have almost a full extra container. so thankfully…

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:55

i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is…

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Published: April 27, 2026 23:05

i recommend mlb to anyone who’s a baseball fan. if you happen to be familiar with names like jair jurrjens or kevin seitzer, guess which league they played in? mlb. they have a league website and they’ve got brick and mortar stadiums all over the country…

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Published: April 26, 2026 21:11

went to the store

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Published: April 26, 2026 03:06

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Published: April 25, 2026 20:39

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

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Published: April 25, 2026 17:40

a friendly reminder for my colleagues in journalism wrong: "sneak peek" better: "sneak peak" preferred: "sneek peek" best: "snæk pæk"

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Published: April 24, 2026 18:01

my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtube https://youtu.be/jZs5M-D2eNc?si=mma2aE_E2YLHHEqC

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Published: April 24, 2026 03:58

we're gonna start publishing the first few episodes of The History of Charging the Mound on youtube over the next few weeks. first one drops tomorrow

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Published: April 24, 2026 00:27

both of the college football players have been drafted. the nfl draft is now over

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Published: April 22, 2026 03:07

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

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Published: April 22, 2026 00:28

i'd say my dog is smarter than about 15% of billionaires. i know it'd probably be funnier if i said all of them, or 50% of them, or something like that, but i think 15% is realistically closer

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Published: April 21, 2026 18:05

i'm starting a side business as a tour guide for new york's worst sodas. i know which corner stores have the dustiest and most expired sodas, but my real ace in the hole is the one with a really loud fridge that doesn't work and stores room-temperature…

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Published: April 21, 2026 02:54

given that donations opened this morning we could actually get to $500k by midnight www.edsbscharitybowl.com

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Published: April 20, 2026 22:16

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

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Published: April 20, 2026 18:41

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so…