RSS Parrot

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Published: May 2, 2026 00:22

right before the half the pistons inbounded a ball directly out of bounds on the opposite sideline. no one even tipped it or anything, the dude just airmailed it. i feel immensely privileged to have witnessed it

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Published: May 1, 2026 23:47

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help…

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Published: May 1, 2026 17:45

the history of charging the mound, episode 2: MIKE SWEENEY vs. JEFF WEAVER now free to watch on youtube https://youtu.be/P1QFKRao1H4?si=SE5_WSl2Looz7gZ9

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Published: May 1, 2026 04:52

got another episode of the history of charging the mound dropping on youtube tomorrow

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Published: May 1, 2026 00:48

96-38 means the hawks could have 30 more points and still be absolutely getting their asses kicked

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Published: May 1, 2026 00:41

those hoping to watch celtics-sixers can do so by visiting a participating bank of america atm machine. the resolution is pretty bad and it sucks that you have to stand there the whole time but it is a game 6

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Published: May 1, 2026 00:22

the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game

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Published: May 1, 2026 00:01

it will be interesting to see who will win

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Published: April 29, 2026 01:22

i think that the white house ballroom is a waste of money

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Published: April 28, 2026 18:08

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it…

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Published: April 28, 2026 17:49

earlier i noticed that our pepper mill was almost out of peppercorns. we keep a whiteboard on the fridge to write our grocery lists, and i was about to write "peppercorns," but then i looked and saw we have almost a full extra container. so thankfully…

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:55

i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is…

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Published: April 27, 2026 23:05

i recommend mlb to anyone who’s a baseball fan. if you happen to be familiar with names like jair jurrjens or kevin seitzer, guess which league they played in? mlb. they have a league website and they’ve got brick and mortar stadiums all over the country…

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Published: April 26, 2026 21:11

went to the store

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Published: April 26, 2026 03:06

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Published: April 25, 2026 20:39

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

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Published: April 25, 2026 17:40

a friendly reminder for my colleagues in journalism wrong: "sneak peek" better: "sneak peak" preferred: "sneek peek" best: "snæk pæk"