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Posts: 50

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Published: April 7, 2026 04:16

had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but…

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Published: April 5, 2026 15:55

[hour 76, minute 3, second 16 of my masterclass series] so when you're adding closing credits to your video, some of your top-tier patreon members will have very long names. see, this person's name is Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet. don't be…

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Published: April 1, 2026 19:39

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i…

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Published: March 31, 2026 00:54

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer…

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Published: March 30, 2026 17:35

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus.…

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Published: March 26, 2026 15:21

i often see people misuse the term "orwellian nightmare" to describe a dystopian scenario. that's not what an orwellian nightmare is. an orwellian nightmare is when you have to do the dishes two nights in a row even though it's your brother's turn because…

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Published: March 25, 2026 22:29

here are my 2026 mlb predictions: al east al central al west nl east nl central nl west rookie of the year (al) rookie of the year (nl) mvp (al) mvp (nl) cy young award (al) cy young award (nl) al wc nl wc alds nlds alcs nlcs world series

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Published: March 24, 2026 21:27

i’m working on a new persona called The Joke Doctor. when someone who’s never heard of me posts a joke i’ll reply with “The doctor is in…..” and then rewrite their joke by replacing its subject with a word it kind of sounds like. then i’ll sign off the…

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Published: March 23, 2026 00:35

i think people should be awarded a commemorative coin or something when they say a string of three words that has never before been uttered in human history. he should get a coin for “people respect markwayne” [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: March 22, 2026 17:38

i think i should be good to go on peppercorns for the next little while. i filled up my pepper mill a few weeks ago and it's still mostly full, i just took a look at it. whenever the time comes, though, the store down the block from me sells them in little…

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Published: March 22, 2026 16:46

i say this as a sports fan: you shouldn't follow live sports. don't attend the games, don't watch them on tv, don't check the score. you're costing time and resources to snoop on a very sophisticated operation that doesn't involve you. just sit tight and…

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Published: March 20, 2026 01:33

dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat! dr. mohan: oh my god. patient’s health is now 100% dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me me: no. i have to go home and…

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Published: March 19, 2026 16:01

99.99% of the time if i hear music i don't like i just move on and forget about it, but this song in particular has always stuck with me. to me it's the "surfin' bird" of the 21st century https://youtu.be/9-eWsv4oazQ?si=WBPMHkuFy4Cm8dJx [contains quote…

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Published: March 18, 2026 16:05

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media…

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Published: March 16, 2026 17:20

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even…

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Published: March 15, 2026 20:47

i bought a different brand of trail mix today and i like it just about as well as the last kind i bought. the only difference is that this one doesn’t have almonds and the other one did, but either way it’s not really a big deal

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Published: March 14, 2026 16:17

being a billionaire would actually be awesome. because think about it: you could go to the nicest restaurants, travel the world, and buy as many sports cars as you wanted. buy them with what? your billions of dollars. exactly. more people need to…

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Published: March 13, 2026 21:30

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he…

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Published: March 13, 2026 18:39

one time in london i went to a small casino at one in the morning that had office fluorescent lighting, no music, and pretty much no talking. some guys were playing billiards and the balls clacking was the only sound in the room. you should have to go to a…