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Published: April 9, 2026 02:20

i'd like to see a 4-second shot clock in the nba. i get that running a halfcourt offense is supposed to be good luck or whatever, but it doesn't actually do anything. knock it off. just inbound and let 'er rip

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Published: April 8, 2026 18:25

i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can…

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Published: April 8, 2026 16:21

oh hell yeah [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 8, 2026 15:26

[12 seconds into watching raging bull] slight nitpick: i'm surprised you didn't mention the original "raging bull" himself, jake lamotta

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Published: April 8, 2026 04:05

i'm scoring this one a 2 out of 5 in both the pitcher/charger and group project categories. this is officially the 266th fight in the database, which is now updated…

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Published: April 8, 2026 03:18

by dumb luck i happened to be watching this one live. i'll have to review it but at first watch it looks like it's database-eligible. if so it would be the first one in almost four years [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 8, 2026 00:25

ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 7, 2026 04:16

had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but…

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Published: April 7, 2026 04:02

told myself i could change my avi once the first draft of the book is done

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Published: April 7, 2026 02:43

every time uconn or michigan scores a bucket they are permitted to take one piece of gravel out of the basketball

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Published: April 6, 2026 17:06

just subscribed. can't wait for this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 6, 2026 16:56

it's been on my list to make a video about lenny randle for six years and i finally did it. THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 6: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154846567

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Published: April 5, 2026 15:55

[hour 76, minute 3, second 16 of my masterclass series] so when you're adding closing credits to your video, some of your top-tier patreon members will have very long names. see, this person's name is Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet. don't be…

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Published: April 4, 2026 00:43

probably either dirk kempthorne or joique bell [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 2, 2026 02:33

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Published: April 1, 2026 19:39

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i…