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Published: March 10, 2026 15:30
about to grab some lunch
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https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgl627zlhs2j
Published: March 8, 2026 20:19
[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgkz6s5y4k2j
Published: March 8, 2026 18:52
people on youtube love putting the words DARK TRUTH and SHOCKING DOWNFALL on the thumbnail of their video about a guy who retired due to injury at age 37
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgkpc4wx4s2r
Published: March 8, 2026 15:55
unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh…
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgiptn27s22u
Published: March 7, 2026 20:59
remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgfsf4mgbs22
Published: March 6, 2026 17:07
“what are some accessories he could use to reconcile with his brother and process recent existential trauma” “uhhhhh” [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgditdhqrc2a
Published: March 5, 2026 19:11
don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters…
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mgawq7oiqs2c
Published: March 4, 2026 18:41
i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mg7h2aarws2d
Published: March 4, 2026 04:28
it ought to be interesting to see how the midterms shake out. lots of candidates out there. make sure you read up on them between now and november or else you’ll be looking pretty silly in the voting booth
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mg6iw7g7s22n
Published: March 3, 2026 19:29
do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to