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Published: January 27, 2026 19:48

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 26, 2026 23:59

you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 26, 2026 18:13

this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 26, 2026 05:49

i'm so excited for tomorrow i can't even sleep. monday is the most magical day of the week, because it's only four days away from whiskey friday with tony dokoupil. that's almost as close to whiskey friday with tony dokoupil as you can get

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Published: January 26, 2026 02:13

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

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Published: January 25, 2026 21:37

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

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Published: January 25, 2026 16:50

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 23, 2026 22:56

went to the store

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Published: January 23, 2026 17:11

the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

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Published: January 22, 2026 15:37

i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that…

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Published: January 21, 2026 19:46

i'm the one good american. everyone here sucks except for me

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Published: January 21, 2026 02:24

a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off

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Published: January 20, 2026 17:59

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

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Published: January 20, 2026 04:19

congratulations to colts jr

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Published: January 19, 2026 02:39

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Published: January 19, 2026 00:41

i predict that the texans will have won today’s game that they have already played and lost

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Published: January 18, 2026 21:56

according to @stathead.com only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him

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Published: January 18, 2026 21:07

c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 18, 2026 20:55

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

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Published: January 18, 2026 16:30

made it to 300,000 followers! very excited

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Published: January 18, 2026 01:59

people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world

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Published: January 18, 2026 00:46

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Published: January 17, 2026 23:45

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game

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Published: January 17, 2026 04:09

this is sick [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 16, 2026 15:12

teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing

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Published: January 14, 2026 01:00

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

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Published: January 13, 2026 03:26

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

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Published: January 12, 2026 17:23

i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 11, 2026 23:43

more and more teams around the league are starting to use the “tush push”

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Published: January 10, 2026 04:45

"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen

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Published: January 10, 2026 02:13

i don’t think that curt cignetti is a good coach

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Published: January 7, 2026 02:01

if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you…

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Published: January 6, 2026 21:32

i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 05:49

haven't posted any pictures of chuck in a while so here you go. he and my 15-month-old son have become best buddies. they play with each other constantly and whenever he takes a spill chuck is always first on the scene to give him kisses and make sure he's…

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Published: January 5, 2026 17:01

now up: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3 this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far https://www.patreon.com/posts/history-of-mound-147426036