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Posts: 44

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Published: November 14, 2025 16:15

i think the two greatest bands of all time are the isley brothers and talk talk. times like this i wish i was even 1% good at writing about music so i could offer a better defense of this than “c’mon they’re really good bands”

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Published: November 14, 2025 15:32

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https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m5fu3nqg3c23

Published: November 12, 2025 04:51

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m5a2tksmys2e

Published: November 9, 2025 21:35

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point [contains quote post…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m57wf4bz6c23

Published: November 9, 2025 20:16

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4ygwnrltc2j

Published: November 6, 2025 20:51

i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4ubnwdgyk2o

Published: November 5, 2025 05:06

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4qav5yh422o

Published: November 3, 2025 14:41

i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4jzszhxvk2g

Published: November 1, 2025 03:19

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4jtyrwshs2r

Published: November 1, 2025 01:34

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4dxrjjbfs23

Published: October 29, 2025 17:26

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT,…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4dn4owkn22l

Published: October 29, 2025 14:15

if the blue jays win the world series, they will need to ensure that every member of their roster is at least 21 years old before celebrating with champagne. this is because the legal drinking age in canada is 21, with the exception of quebec, where the…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4cgkfd3u22n

Published: October 29, 2025 02:45

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is…

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3m4a7s7gloc2c

Published: October 28, 2025 05:39

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

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Published: October 27, 2025 18:58

usually if you at least throw the ball somewhere, the officials will go ahead and award you a touchdown. not this time, probably due to some combination of the refs being rattled by the opposing crowd and being on the take themselves [contains quote post…