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Published: December 20, 2025 04:25

man they really need to do a better job of redacting these

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Published: December 19, 2025 21:22

finally sold all my toner futures. now to take a big sip of coffee and check the news [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 19, 2025 05:09

*watching a mcdonalds commercial in the 1980s* a singing moon? preposterous. put the clown back on

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Published: December 19, 2025 01:25

in some personal news I came into a small fortune and quit my job today

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Published: December 15, 2025 22:32

Powerful video depicting a symbol of American ideals, as a statue topples in the foreground [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 13, 2025 06:01

Neil DeGrasse Tyson: actually all Decembers are the same length Adam Duritz: how did you get in my house

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Published: December 12, 2025 01:27

Looks like I’ll be raw-dogging christmas this year (having unprotected sex with santa)

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Published: December 11, 2025 19:57

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

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Published: December 11, 2025 18:10

left AirPod just fell into the airplane toilet. if you happen to find one just south of Provo hmu

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Published: December 4, 2025 02:34

*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation