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Published: January 3, 2026 21:27
2025 called. “lol”, it said, “lmao”
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https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbf7i5eg3s2x
Published: January 1, 2026 20:23
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbdsmdvvks2x
Published: January 1, 2026 07:00
wow 2025 just got super cool, sorry you guys are missing it
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbdroq7hbk2p
Published: January 1, 2026 06:43
crazy that it’s already 2027 in australia
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbdpi23qzk2p
Published: January 1, 2026 06:04
maybe it's the booze talking but- HOLY SHIT THE BOOZE IS TALKING
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbdcvt2knc2d
Published: January 1, 2026 02:19
dollar store ass obelisk [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mbaootlmrk2z
Published: December 31, 2025 01:11
Due to recent developments, I have made the decision to not perform at the Kennedy Center. Apologies to my numerous and devoted fans
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mb6un63mfc2i
Published: December 30, 2025 07:53
when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mauimxt3xc2i
Published: December 26, 2025 04:51
[fifth day of christmas] me: (opening gift) oh wow gold rings my true love: technically they’re golden
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3maudknofcs2h
Published: December 26, 2025 03:20
my idiot neighbor still has his christmas decorations up lmao