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Published: December 26, 2025 04:51
[fifth day of christmas] me: (opening gift) oh wow gold rings my true love: technically they’re golden
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https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3maudknofcs2h
Published: December 26, 2025 03:20
my idiot neighbor still has his christmas decorations up lmao
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3matd3lkics25
Published: December 25, 2025 17:39
crazy that mary and joseph thought they could just waltz in and book a room during the holidays
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3markkhrmms2s
Published: December 25, 2025 00:47
crazy that it's almost the fourth of july in australia
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3markd754yk2s
Published: December 25, 2025 00:43
for the tenth year in a row neighborhood teens have desecrated my minion nativity scene
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3mafeelobtk2u
Published: December 20, 2025 04:25
man they really need to do a better job of redacting these
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3maemqiqlfc26
Published: December 19, 2025 21:22
finally sold all my toner futures. now to take a big sip of coffee and check the news [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3macwe2ms2c2o
Published: December 19, 2025 05:09
*watching a mcdonalds commercial in the 1980s* a singing moon? preposterous. put the clown back on
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3macjttiebs2b
Published: December 19, 2025 01:25
in some personal news I came into a small fortune and quit my job today
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3ma2osaudc22m
Published: December 15, 2025 22:32
Powerful video depicting a symbol of American ideals, as a statue topples in the foreground [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3m7twhi7s6s2h
Published: December 13, 2025 06:01
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: actually all Decembers are the same length Adam Duritz: how did you get in my house
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3m7qwooywj22s
Published: December 12, 2025 01:27
Looks like I’ll be raw-dogging christmas this year (having unprotected sex with santa)
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3m7qea6isy22c
Published: December 11, 2025 19:57
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3m7q6bwg5pk2q
Published: December 11, 2025 18:10
left AirPod just fell into the airplane toilet. if you happen to find one just south of Provo hmu
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3m74wpz4hxc2b
Published: December 4, 2025 02:34
*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation