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Greatest ever FIFA Peace Prize winner is finally given Nobel Peace Prize by woman he bullied
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/greatest-ever-fifa-peace-prize-winner
Published: January 16, 2026 11:33
The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, Donald Trump, has finally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Brave Iranian feminists scrawl "Trump" across their breasts while waiting for bombs to liberate them
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/brave-iranian-feminists-scrawl-trump
Published: January 15, 2026 10:19
As the Maduro thing fizzled out and the Epstein thing didn’t, President Trump desperately needed an excuse to bomb Iran, and right on cue, those brave Iranians spontaneously started rioting.
US hoping to make man King of Iran in the name of democracy
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-hoping-to-make-man-king-of-iran
Published: January 10, 2026 13:43
As mass protests erupt across the US, it is important that we in the western media give you wall-to-wall coverage of the protests...
US conquers Greenland and quickly changes mind after realising it's cold and there's nothing there
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/us-conquers-greenland-and-quickly
Published: January 7, 2026 17:09
For a while now, Trump has been talking of capturing a place he hadn’t heard of until last year: that place is Greenland.
Sir Keir Starmer calls for safe and peaceful war in Venezuela
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/sir-keir-starmer-calls-for-safe-and
Published: January 5, 2026 09:50
Former human rights lawyer Sir Keir Starmer has defended President Trump’s invasion of Venezuela and kidnapping of the Maduros.
Trump abducts elderly Venezuelan couple because taking hostages is good now
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/trump-abducts-elderly-venezuelan
Published: January 3, 2026 18:12
In the humanitarian move of the decade, the US has bombed a sovereign nation to liberate the world’s largest proven oil reserves.
Happy New Year!
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/happy-new-year
Published: January 1, 2026 01:16
Happy new year everyone, I hope your 2025 was as at least as brilliant as mine!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/merry-christmas-everyone
Published: December 25, 2025 12:20
Merry Christmas, everyone!
How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/how-to-get-rich-quick-by-lady-michelle
Published: December 23, 2025 11:29
Former underwear model Michelle Mone is truly one of the success stories of our time, having got rich and become a baroness, despite having no talent and contributing nothing to society.
Most principled man in politics demands policy he opposed under Corbyn
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/most-principled-man-in-politics-demands
Published: December 22, 2025 12:04
Wes Streeting, the most principled man in UK politics, has demandeed a policy that he vehemently opposed when JEremy Corbyn was Labour leader.
DoJ proves Trump is not a paedo by redacting 90% of Epstein files
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/doj-proves-trump-is-not-a-paedo-by
Published: December 20, 2025 12:32
For months, there has been concern that the Epstein files could mistakenly suggest Trump and his friends are paedophiles.
Government announces exciting plan to put spyware in every device that can't be removed
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-announces-exciting-plan
Published: December 19, 2025 12:03
All of us agree that the one thing the government could do to solve the cost of living crisis and make life bearable for everyone is to put surveillance software in our devices and spy on everything we do.