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Published: May 15, 2026 18:06

To my iPhone SE 2nd generation: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you at Valhalla.

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Published: May 13, 2026 21:25

Farewell, SoS League Deck, you finally came together in the end. https://moxfield.com/decks/6BL6Av3CKUaO5EBw7cjeog

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Published: May 12, 2026 16:54

“The worst they can say is no” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 16:24

They’re calling them the smartest crib players of all time.

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Published: May 12, 2026 16:11

Love that guard players are eating well lately but it would have been better if Spectre Squad wasn't also good in 40k why are these things 200$ on ebay?

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Published: May 12, 2026 03:57

I should build gifts storm as a fidget toy.

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Published: May 11, 2026 20:55

Most of us wouldn’t be here without sex and it’s an important part of many people’s lives. It can be fun, holy, intimate, profane, trivial, or traumatic. It has as much a right to be in our art as any other human experience, even if you suspect someone is…

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Published: May 11, 2026 04:35

the definitive millennial song is winamp really whips the llama's ass

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Published: May 11, 2026 00:52

You know, as a Quaker, I don’t think Starbuck would be very onboard with any of this.

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Published: May 10, 2026 16:40

Happy Mother’s Day!

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Published: May 10, 2026 02:31

Anubis opens my steam library, winces, and reaches for the big feather.

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Published: May 8, 2026 02:21

who in the american political structure is going to call it the hentaivirus first?

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Published: May 7, 2026 17:20

bummer got the short census :(

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Published: May 7, 2026 14:22

I predict that my neighbors will be listening to this album a lot this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74NluS3jzTo

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Published: May 6, 2026 17:05

"you say squirrel and someone goes and stands on squirrel. Then left side throws them the taken essence and they charge it up and throw it back. You have to do this three times. It takes three charges to break the shield they tell me, then you DPS. DPS --…

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Published: May 6, 2026 00:24

behold -- the dickwich

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Published: May 4, 2026 22:01

My hottest Star Wars take is that the ghor hotel clerk’s delivery of “rebellions are built on hope” was not ascerbic enough. We are talking in the looming shadow of imperial contempt and they’re already excusing tomorrow’s slaughter. “I hope it works out…

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Published: May 3, 2026 04:05

i had not felt fomo until i gazed upon the magiccon vegas kittendome