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Published: July 16, 2026 19:01
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Published: July 12, 2026 08:29
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked…
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Published: July 8, 2026 05:20
I’ve thought about this tweet so often I had to go look it up
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Published: July 6, 2026 12:33
If you die in a movie you die in real life [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: July 5, 2026 05:09
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Published: July 5, 2026 05:03
Relieved for all werewolves that there isn’t a full moon tonight. Enjoy the fireworks fellas
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Published: July 2, 2026 22:01
You Holiness Pope Leo XIV, I have a proposition for you: if you excommunicate JD Vance I will come out of spiritual retirement and re-Catholicize. That way your numbers stay they are. I don’t want to put a clock on it, but I’d prefer sooner rather than…
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Published: July 1, 2026 22:35
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Published: July 1, 2026 01:18
So smudges a sickly sin in an even wearier world [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: June 30, 2026 15:42
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