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Published: November 16, 2024 15:27

Did anyone else catch a glimpse of what was in that file?

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Published: November 16, 2024 13:06

Can't believe how many people tuned in to see Mike Tyson ravaged by time

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Published: November 16, 2024 05:14

Breaking up with a bad client is glorious.

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Published: November 16, 2024 04:40

You failed to laugh at my jokes on the following occasions

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Published: November 16, 2024 03:40

I think it's fine to name your cats after roman emperors but not the good ones. Little Nero, Caligula, Caracalla, Commodus is fine. But Aurelian? I'm sorry that's not a good cat name

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Published: November 16, 2024 02:05

Very disappointed that Tyson just ended up marrying that dude in a beautiful ceremony

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Published: November 15, 2024 23:36

There's a would be state house member in Georgia who thinks EVERYTHING is trafficking: WAYFAIR IS SELLING CHILDREN, BLACK DUDES IN PARKING LOTS WANT TO SELL WHITE LADIES, who cannot bring herself to have a strong opinion about Matt Gaetz.

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Published: November 15, 2024 18:33

State habeas practice in a nutshell: The State got the judge a proposed order denying my claim a YEAR late and the judge signed it the next day.

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Published: November 15, 2024 18:26

Ever since Edith Jones said those mean things about Steve Vladeck I have been sending him CONSTANT death threats yet she has refused to apologize

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Published: November 15, 2024 17:59

Now that I'm 40 I know to quote a super high price to the clients who are obviously going to need constant reassurance.

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Published: November 15, 2024 17:33

It would be very disappointing if you got ambergris when you ordered hamburgers, but I bet it happened all the time in Herman Melville's day

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Published: November 15, 2024 13:24

I'm not quite as energetic an appellate advocate as I once was, but my groveling has improved by leaps and bounds

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Published: November 15, 2024 11:42

Every day I wish peanut was alive so I could kill him again

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Published: November 15, 2024 02:09

"this isn't the first time you've forgotten to take out the garbage"

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Published: November 15, 2024 00:10

Holy shit when Judge Jones pulls out that file some clerk printed out for her and starts going at Vladeck with claims of bias without addressing any of his arguments. She would not do well back in legal practice. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: November 15, 2024 00:04

Is there a Sirhan Sirhan junior?

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Published: November 14, 2024 23:55

Good judges tend to have thick skins. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 14, 2024 18:51

Went to my son's thanksgiving lunch today and FINALLY got to meet the parents of the little girl he keeps talking about to set up a playdate. "This is THE COLLIN?!" they asked. Anyway glad it's requited.

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Published: November 14, 2024 18:27

Not surprising. https://www.ajc.com/politics/justice-department-finds-abhorrent-unconstitutional-conditions-at-fulton-jail/2GVOH6KGGBDFZLRBVV33NGO4PE/

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Published: November 14, 2024 16:56

if the democrats want to win they need to reach out to dipshit americans.

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Published: November 14, 2024 14:29

Not my wife

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Published: November 14, 2024 14:23

Man Matt Gaetz as AG is really gonna happen.

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Published: November 14, 2024 13:58

You love to see it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 14, 2024 12:48

I've only had one case where I thought there was a pretty good 2254 shot. State brings in codefendants statement against defendant, does not instruct jury not to hold it against him. Supreme Court of Georgia says instruction isn't necessary [contains…

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Published: November 13, 2024 23:15

When fascism comes to America it will spend fifteen minutes trying to slap it's dick out of the libertarian party's mouth without success

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Published: November 13, 2024 21:57

lol

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Published: November 13, 2024 20:51

I'm starting to see why Trump wanted recess appointments, apart from his usual aversion to the notion of consent

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Published: November 13, 2024 20:46

You know, sometimes when you select someone for their unwavering loyalty, you miss out on other good qualities, like experience, ability... absence of child sex trafficking investigations, and so on.

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Published: November 13, 2024 20:42

this is not very aloha mr president

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Published: November 13, 2024 00:52

I think we are going to learn that many Trump voters were coconut pilled in the Fred Flintstone sense of developing acute amnesia

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Published: November 12, 2024 23:16

Oh no I sent a draft to someone with a line about no matter how much bolding and underlined OC did, they had no authority on point. Would you believe that the final draft kept that line and also SO MUCH bolding and underlining?

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Published: November 12, 2024 22:08

I am truly baffled by the number of people who call me about an appeal who aren't sure if they pleaded guilty or had a jury trial

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Published: November 12, 2024 21:27

The only major thing I did was really upset a lady who thought white people aren't allowed to drink turmeric lattes [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 12, 2024 14:42

awww hell time flies

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Published: November 11, 2024 22:29

Suck it bitches I got my whole family to the table for a meal and everyone actually ate their food

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Published: November 11, 2024 21:02

So you just expect me to believe that either they miraculously found 15 million votes right after I complained about them or else I lacked a basic understanding of how things work?

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Published: November 11, 2024 16:36

There are people in this world who might have replaced the word "obviously" with a fact or an argument. But they're not SCOTUS matierial

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Published: November 11, 2024 13:06

if this lady follows through we can expect dozens of stories about how terribly the criminal justice system is mistreating her

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Published: November 11, 2024 12:07

Remember when those doctors gathered in front of the white house to say that an anti malarial drug was a miracle cure for COVID and Trump said they were right and then got so embarrassed when asked questions about it he ended a press conference early

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Published: November 11, 2024 02:11

What do you do when you've met the love of your life and this is how she eats a box of chocolates?

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Published: November 11, 2024 00:27

My five year old keeps telling my 8 year old that she has a "growth mindset," which he says means she has "stupid ideas"

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Published: November 10, 2024 23:25

Man. Goodfellas really holds up

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Published: November 10, 2024 13:04

Rick and Morty anime is a baffling thing. The show has great writing, voice work, and animation, and it's a substantial downgrade on all three?

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Published: November 9, 2024 15:31

Kids didn't come to the table so I had to eat two

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Published: November 8, 2024 21:47

My five year old son dresses himself every day according to one principal: matching gang colors

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Published: November 8, 2024 15:14

The judge had a big lunch sometime in 2020 to be fair [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 7, 2024 21:20

lol

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Published: November 7, 2024 20:37

tfw the court is 7-2 Trump appointees

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Published: November 7, 2024 15:32

If there's a lesson from Trump it's that absolutely nobody is gonna give a shit if Biden pardons Hunter, or for that matter, every democratic official in the country.

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Published: November 7, 2024 15:12

I've developed a system of 13 keys to determine whether people will want to hang out with me and it's never wrong (i'm actively unpleasant)