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Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. wrote a book about Silent Hill 2. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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Posts: 17
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https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnizykomz22a
Published: June 5, 2026 01:57
My favorite internal game show is trying to guess which person on Antiques Roadshow is the expert and which is the person bringing the object before they say anything. I’m never right.
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnieck6ryc2y
Published: June 4, 2026 19:29
I get why Springfield hates them https://fox59.com/indiana-news/caught-on-camera-shelbyville-mayor-insinuates-citizens-opposing-data-centers-are-poor-renters-in-shy-houses/
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnhyvmjs2s23
Published: June 4, 2026 16:05
I learned to read Old English in grad school just for this moment. I've long since forgotten how to read Old English, so the moment was ruined. But I can tell you this: This game fucking LOVES crabs more than anything else. [contains quote post or other…
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnghxje7lk2x
Published: June 4, 2026 01:29
A few more wrong choices in my life and I could’ve smelled so much worse
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mngcu3iaxk2x
Published: June 3, 2026 23:58
(*me in 2027 waiting in line for my live-streamed execution in the now-permanent UFC arena in front of the White House*) “You know I actually did kinda think it would end this way”
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnfndwwnyk27
Published: June 3, 2026 17:33
“I don’t want to play a woman in a video game, I want to go frame-by-frame in a trailer to find the worst looking shots of her and then whine like a dog that can’t find its tennis ball”
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndkhpjimk2z
Published: June 2, 2026 21:36
Looking pretty, pretty good here [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndk6uepck2z
Published: June 2, 2026 21:31
Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition: Remastered: Director’s Cut: HD Remake: Final V7-ACTUALFINAL-USETHISONE.pdf
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndjvmuycc2z
Published: June 2, 2026 21:26
I’m in favor of any video game or movie that gives dinosaurs accurate bird-like features, thank you for your time
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndhp5evjs2z
Published: June 2, 2026 20:47
I love that tech companies literally had ads like, “Fire unreliable humans! Use AI, the employee that’s always working for YOU,” and it turns out AI is basically your laziest, dumbest co-worker who says “yeah, I took care of it” whether they did or not …
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndfribjl22z
Published: June 2, 2026 20:12
Damn he might be the most qualified guy they have [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndeceo3js2z
Published: June 2, 2026 19:46
No, I think the biggest scare is a tiny door with three knobs and you’re like “fuck which one fuck fuck” [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mnde5kewbk2z
Published: June 2, 2026 19:43
Is there some sort of prize that goes to the Democrat who drops the ball the most each year? [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mndaruhgas24
Published: June 2, 2026 18:43
This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mncz5kaols24
Published: June 2, 2026 16:26
Big reveal that the Backrooms is just Bugs Bunny at a drafting table drawing up crazy shit for the characters to go through
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mn6ygczngs2i
Published: June 1, 2026 02:03
A lot of people my age seem mad a 20-year-old kid figured his shit out early and got to live the dream
https://bsky.app/profile/mikedrucker.bsky.social/post/3mmztkcimqk2t
Published: May 30, 2026 00:52
“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul