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Published: April 19, 2025 14:27

This definitely sounds like something I would say. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 18, 2025 01:34

This is terrible news. We all have to do better. At this rate we’re never going to hit a 1,000% increase by summer. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 18, 2025 00:58

One of my favorite movies (not just NOES or horror movies, but favorite movies, period) and I remember watching it this way approx 900 times. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 17, 2025 23:43

SUCH A GOOD BOI [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 17, 2025 23:36

In 2024 more than 1,100 police officers in England and Wales were under investigation for sexual and domestic abuse yet this is how a British billionaire uses her unlimited resources to “protect” women. From a threat that doesn’t exist. Blows my mind what…

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Published: April 15, 2025 23:05

Life hack: order donuts from a donut shop at the end of the day. They’ll just throw in a bunch of extra free ones from whatever is left.

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Published: April 14, 2025 21:39

If you come for me you better bring an army. And enough charcuterie to feed them all. I mean I think I’ve got a wedge of Brie in the fridge I could bring to room temp. It’s only gonna split between a few people tho. I’m out of gluten-free crackers too. So,…

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Published: April 14, 2025 21:14

Does anybody know who the most historically important person to be killed by having a shuriken thrown at them was. I’m just curious.

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Published: April 13, 2025 21:11

It’s very important to me you know that if you use “AI” programs to generate your content I don’t consider you an artist. I don’t think you created anything. You’re not even a hack. You’re just sad. Like, my friends and I sit around actively making fun of…

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Published: April 13, 2025 18:49

“That movie you love from 20 years ago doesn’t hold up.” Well guess what neither does your personality from 20 years ago. Maybe The AV Club should do an article about that.

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Published: April 13, 2025 13:58

Every loud-ass self-professed anti-capitalist pro-piracy “you’re an idea landlord” rando in my replies is just the unsuccessful version of a tech billionaire. Nega Musks. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 12, 2025 20:10

Me being interviewed for HBO Inside the Episode: For this episode it was important to me as the writer to convey my clawing sense of desperation to remain employed. I titled the episode “42” because TV writing jobs are down 42% this year. Please renew us.…

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Published: April 12, 2025 18:12

This series remains in my all-time top five. It was wildly inventive and subversive and experimental while nailing all the best storytelling tropes and archetypes of the genre at the same time. So many moments/scenes still crush my soul. And some of the…

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Published: April 12, 2025 16:07

This is clearly why Mothman stole @premeemohamed.com’s BBQ grill lid. He needed it to make chips. [contains quote post or other embedded content]