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Published: August 5, 2026 16:40
Everybody loves Spider-man bro I dunno what to tell you.
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Published: August 5, 2026 00:10
Always just assumed Tarantino texts him AI generated feet pics and Roth responds with a banana and brick emoji. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 4, 2026 18:58
Shoutout to Salsa Verde Doritos. They perfectly capture the flavor of Mexican restaurant chips and salsa. Peak snack food technology.
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Published: August 3, 2026 15:12
I am a talking head in this! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 2, 2026 04:17
Goodnight only to Angus MacGreggor the character from the old Atari Jaguar fighting game Kasumi Ninja who’d lift up his kilt and shoot fireballs from his dick presumably
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Published: August 1, 2026 16:38
If you’ve never seen the movie Brotherhood of the Wolf before I need you to understand that in the final fight they give the villain a sword made of bones that also somehow transforms into a chain whip and then back into a sword and this is a live-action…
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Published: August 1, 2026 16:08
99.9% of posts you see about pro wrestling are garbage but this is the .1% [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 1, 2026 15:56
@premeemohamed.com Premee PREMEE https://www.instagram.com/p/DbevNK6DB9M/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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Published: August 1, 2026 00:08
I’m always going to laugh out loud when someone is introduced to me as or introduces themself as an influencer. I don’t do it to be a dick or make a point, it’s just never not funny to me. It’s like someone confidently telling you they’re a wizard. How am…
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Published: July 31, 2026 18:41
Got a burrito and took it to the car wash and sat and ate the burrito while I watched the car get washed and it’s the most content I’ve felt in my entire adult life.
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Published: July 30, 2026 23:42
It’s really weird how, completely regardless of the genre, story, or setting, everyone’s hair is super short in a TV series’ pilot/first season but always gets progressively longer as the series goes on.