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Published: October 12, 2026 11:37

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Published: October 12, 2026 01:52

The Ravens never change. Always have a kicker who can make it from anywhere. Always have a tough defense. Always have a fairly boring run first offense. Time is a flat circle, things of that nature. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 12, 2026 01:32

you should consider signing up for my non-sports newsletter https://bad-faith-times.ghost.io/we-need-a-new-concept-of-free-speech-and-we-need-it-now/#/portal/account

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Published: October 12, 2026 01:29

Orban lost reelection by a trillion and suddenly a bunch of prominent conservative U.S. media outlets went broke. Weird. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 12, 2026 01:26

pretty crazy that the political discourse of the entire western world completely changes when a russian data center gets wrecked

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Published: October 12, 2026 01:12

They’re unfamiliar. I’ve been microblogging for fifteen years and have yet to be owned. Cal Ripken-esque streak. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 12, 2026 00:28

how pathetic [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 23:40

Cooper Kupp easily got the first down and it was obvious in real time

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Published: October 11, 2026 23:15

Mike McDaniel: confirmed psyop. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 21:04

The destruction of a major Russian data center has sent X traffic plummeting, including accounts designed to prop up Justin Herbert as a good NFL quarterback. The truth will prevail!

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Published: October 11, 2026 20:51

if dan quinn had ever played football video games he would have known how to manage the clock at the end of OT today. oh well.

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Published: October 11, 2026 19:23

LOCK HARDER [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 19:06

McCarthy will say “Joe Biden was sworn into office.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 18:52

Drake Maye is 22 percent over his expected completion rate today. Not the worst thing I've ever seen.

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Published: October 11, 2026 18:22

The Texans exist solely for Fairbairn to make field goals. There's no other reason at this point. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:58

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:50

patriots (woke) doing the hook and ladder play for no reason

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:45

slam dunk impeachment [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:40

it's good the raiders pull kirk cousins for tush pushes so he does not die

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:27

our descent into fascism probably started with the patriots switching from this to this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:09

the zoomers will never comprehend how painfully uncool the old patriots logo was in the early 90s

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Published: October 11, 2026 17:01

me trying to fit into the twin peaks t-shirt i bought in 2016 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 15:24

Three of the 20 cornerbacks/safeties allowing the highest EPA per target this season play for the Cardinals. Even Jamo can get away with it against these guys.

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Published: October 11, 2026 15:20

i used to like when major corporate interests were engaged in nonstop deathmatch competition with each other. it felt like a check on their power, even if it wasn't. networks airing NFL games wouldn't even acknowledge the existence of other networks…

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Published: October 11, 2026 15:12

Liam Coen did that thing where he made the right analytical decision then forgot to call a play that could actually work. Many such cases!

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Published: October 11, 2026 14:57

they're saying @drewmagary.bsky.social was "absolutely cooking" here https://defector.com/a-blue-wave-wont-mean-shit-if-the-chumps-get-their-way?giftLink=27ed65c0559fde495a9deb2c0a130d05

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Published: October 11, 2026 14:50

Maybe a decade ago it seemed like folks in the UK were very into the Jaguars bit. Now they get crowds that are at least 70/30 against them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 14:46

I will be streaming online with my boy @rotopat.bsky.social today at noon eastern time if you're like to join us and ask us questions (only burning questions plz). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6k87UdtO0

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Published: October 11, 2026 13:57

this is what I’m hearing too [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 13:35

The kickoff was eleven minutes ago. There hasn’t been another play. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 13:24

DK Metcalf gave Sauce Gardner the “who” treatment lol

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Published: October 11, 2026 13:18

Talked about old guy stuff like the ‘86 Bears, who would’ve hated The Analytics. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 12:45

It is a particularly brutal kind of baseball. I’m not a baseball bro by any means though. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 02:56

I guess I have to watch this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 02:36

Go Beavers and the rule of law! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 11, 2026 01:23

the analytics say the white sox should get one hit

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Published: October 10, 2026 23:46

these guys absolutely hated slasher flicks

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Published: October 10, 2026 21:31

These guys might eat tomorrow [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 10, 2026 20:23

Covering their cleats in Old Bay was always a bad idea [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 10, 2026 19:11

A few NFL defenses are being attacked quite a bit via the slot. I wrote about it for #content. https://www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/football/news/week-5-best-and-worst-wr-te-matchups-bounce-backs-for-dalton-kincaid-parker-washington

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Published: October 10, 2026 18:54

So AI agents are like gremlins who might start World War III [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 10, 2026 17:30

Here's my solo pod situation for Week 5. Talked about many relatable and mainstream things like adjusted yards before contact per rush attempt. It was fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bep_N3V8d8

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Published: October 10, 2026 00:17

If I lived in a powder keg I would simply not give off sparks

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Published: October 9, 2026 21:54

driving around DC for 18 minutes has me like

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Published: October 9, 2026 16:59

let's gooo [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 16:57

The sweater and hair and sunglasses and general tough guy vibe of Mike Ditka should be secondary to that fact he held the NFL's rookie tight end receiving yardage record for **sixty-three** years before Brock Bowers broke it in 2024. [contains quote post…

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Published: October 9, 2026 15:05

knowing, suffering, things of that nature https://badfaithtimes.com/knowing-suffering-and-life-under-competitive-authoritarianism/

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Published: October 9, 2026 13:55

wait [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 13:36

I would like to reiterate that I am not James Talarico

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Published: October 9, 2026 13:09

The Fifth Circuit has ruled unanimously that you must watch my Week 5 live stream today at 1:00 eastern. My hands are tied. I don't want you to get into legal trouble, so please watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bep_N3V8d8

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Published: October 9, 2026 12:46

1. I need this jersey. 2. “Look how handsome my opponents are” is a bold strategy. Let’s see if it works. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 02:29

I’m afraid the pope is going to have to intervene on behalf of our White Sox

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Published: October 9, 2026 02:22

Cowboys home games are so depressing. Doesn’t even get loud when they score. Sounds like fake crowd noise pumped in during the Covid season.

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Published: October 9, 2026 02:11

When I was a senior in high school I got plunked on the ass cheek twice in one game. I had never been in more pain. On the second one i threw the bat at the pitcher. My coach benched me for two games. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 9, 2026 00:48

I had the pleasure of writing about elder millennial kicker Nick Folk, among other kickers in Week 5. https://www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/football/news/fantasy-football-kicker-streamers-the-3-best-pickups-for-week-5

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Published: October 9, 2026 00:23

cowboys have unveiled the "please don't become disenchanted, george pickens" game plan. you have to respect it.

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Published: October 8, 2026 23:47

probably nothing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 22:52

do YouTube influencers have to practice the dead eye look or does it come naturally

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Published: October 8, 2026 19:17

these week 5 NFL matchups won't talk about themselves. we tried that. so we'll talk about them instead if you're into it: www.twitch.tv/rotoworld_ https://www.twitch.tv/rotoworld_

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Published: October 8, 2026 19:03

why is this so funny

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Published: October 8, 2026 17:01

[tapping the ugliest sign ever made] https://badfaithtimes.com/the-american-right-is-into-reparations-now/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 15:24

Not sure about the politics of the whole thing but a coach like John Harbaugh got stung on a few high-leverage (correct) fourth down decisions and couldn't go back to the well if he wanted to keep his job. It's always better to fail traditionally than it…

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Published: October 8, 2026 14:50

We tackled some hard hitting topics on this week’s show, including when to say bless you to a coworker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 14:27

I don't think Jim Harbaugh has any place in the modern NFL. He's a dinosaur in every way, especially when it comes to fourth down decision making.

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Published: October 8, 2026 14:24

i think optimization culture will eat everything if we let it

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Published: October 8, 2026 14:23

My Week 5 Regression Files ramblings are up. -Jags turning off the pass rate over expected machine -Isaac TeSlaa about to overtake Jamo -Dolphins' air yards nightmare -DK Metcalf remains unlucky/bad -Carnell Tate cooking? …

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Published: October 8, 2026 12:55

This is the thing. If AI is supposed to save you time for the things that Really Matter, and reading a book to your baby is not something that Really Matters, then what are you doing? These guys really just want AI to live their lives while they grind…

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Published: October 8, 2026 12:46

flag football is the future [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 12:18

gotta get into flag football folks [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 8, 2026 10:58

new BFT blog https://badfaithtimes.com/r/514d68b7?m=9f2ec9a3-6c16-4f13-9a3c-eab8ad5cadef

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Published: October 7, 2026 22:23

I will never “clock it”

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Published: October 7, 2026 21:15

tremendous photo here [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 21:12

my white sox are being treated very unfairly

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Published: October 7, 2026 19:38

A point of clarity: I am not Glenn Powell.

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Published: October 7, 2026 18:31

we have never been more live [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 17:47

LeBron James? The prediction market guy? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 16:39

I guess it makes sense Ravens cornerback Marlon Humphrey, kicker Tyler Loop, long snapper Nick Moore, and punter Ryan Eckley spent yesterday riding around the suburbs of Baltimore with the president. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 15:21

I cannot believe I let this stupid song get me choked up [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 15:20

OBJ has 44 receptions since the start of the 2023 season. I guess Jauan Jennings is just that bad? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 14:51

AI for your hobbies? No thanks! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 14:30

On Lamar Jackson’s “unconventional” ankle injury:

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Published: October 7, 2026 14:25

NFL team leading in total team air yards vs. teams allowing the most air yards through Week 4. For more air yards #stuff check out @bandit.football's site: https://www.bandit.football/stats/air-yards/

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Published: October 7, 2026 12:34

"Jesus drove a Ram Truck and watched MMA with me and we did a college football parlay together while we crushed a sixer of Coors." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 7, 2026 01:41

This is the latest in baseball analytics and you don’t hear much about it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 23:28

OFFICIAL APP OF SPORTS [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 23:23

New pod is up. We talked about the Falcons' unstoppable rushing juggernaut, the fastest-pace offenses through four games, whether George Pickens will ever catch anything, and the tech journalist who uses AI to set his fantasy lineups every week. …

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Published: October 6, 2026 23:20

I think there is a lot of evidence that normie sports fans are kinda freaked out by the right wing as seen on Elon Musk's site. Not everyone comes here looking for nonstop liberal/left content but they might not mind it as much as the frightening X shit. …

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Published: October 6, 2026 22:26

crazy how accurate this is [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 22:26

forgot how much I love this David Byrne album

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Published: October 6, 2026 19:37

you’re basically admitting that you’ve never been madder in your life when you try to insult a sports fan with “sportsball” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 19:31

the tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.

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Published: October 6, 2026 17:03

With Slater the Chargers are 30th in pass block win rate. It's over. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 16:11

it was me. i was the one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 15:50

Steelers using uptempo at a 1 percent rate is basically Rodgers and McCarthy pretending like it's 2011 and they're in Green Bay.

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Published: October 6, 2026 15:35

Bagpipe funk? Yes please. https://youtu.be/UrCP3I6kATM?is=KcYDVJHTIqpmqnlT

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Published: October 6, 2026 15:11

Titans rookie WR Carnell Tate is kinda cooking. They’re saying Tate will be featured in this week’s Regression Files on @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social.

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Published: October 6, 2026 14:03

That does seem to be the case. Panthers have the second fastest snap pace (26.2 seconds), which has led to the third most offensive plays this season. They're cooking. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 13:55

i have blogged https://badfaithtimes.com/knowing-suffering-and-life-under-competitive-authoritarianism/

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Published: October 6, 2026 13:22

A big part of the (imagined) American Reconstruction was the democratization of Texas, which kinda sorta seems to be happening. BookShop dot org:…

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Published: October 6, 2026 12:30

The Seahawks found a way to win a Super Bowl with Sam Darnold and weren't even considered for the Noble. It's wrong. [contains quote post or other embedded content]